@gunslingcr replied to your post:i’m just gonna make my own happy ending, suck a… ellie, be my daughter pls. i already lost my real one.
are you gonna quit drinking or do i have to punch u too
hand in god i’ll stop drinkin’.
“If I’d known that offering to buy you a drink would incur such suspicion… I probably still would have done it, because I’m that kind of guy. I’m just feeling a little bit generous today. Had a run of good luck so it’s only fair to spread it around, right?”
❛ it’s fair t’spread it ‘round, just as long as ye don’t do any stupid shit. this place is already covered in fuckin’ lightweight drunks and bumblin’ bastards who they they’re hot shit. don’t join ‘em an’, if ye want, keep refillin’ my glass. ❜
“Outcast” Erron Black
Honestly, she’s certain that she is more than capable of taking on whatever lay ahead, unwilling to hire this stranger to follow along. However, a week of travelling and little sleep means that she’s less perceptive to any dangers, so with an unwilling sigh, Vale obliges. “A’ight, fine. How many caps y’want fer it?”
This girl looked smart. Looked like the type of girl that could take care of herself, but he knew that anyone could get seriously hurt or even fatally wounded if they wandered alone. thankfully, his prices weren’t that high, and having a stable hand nearby was always nice. ❛ 50 f’er me t’take ye safely from one place t’another. 10 caps f’er every shitty joke ye say. ❜
❛ wha..? listen, ‘m just helpin’ ye cause i was in th’same situation as ye are. i lost m’child and i couldn’t find her, but i can make sure y’find y’er son. ❜
❛ ellie, i ain’t mad at ye, but y’need to stop stealin’ m’mask. ye know that mask is somethin’ very important t’me. but y’er lucky i ain’t leaving my house today, so keep it for now. ❜
❛ kid, ye sure y’want t’buy me a drink? last time someone was this friendly t’me, they tried t’kill me. let’s see if y’ell do the same, ‘k? hey, i always accept free booze. ❜
❛ i would not go that way. if ye do, y’er just markin’ y’er grave. follow th’ road, kid. if ye want someone t’follow ye, i’ll do it for a bit of money. gotta make a livin’ somehow. ❜
/ im back on this drunk dad for the moment, so like this for a 1 line thing.
Erron Black outcast costume appreciation cause dayum!!!..
yoooooooooo i missed this drunk dad, so give this a heart for a 1 line thing.
“’m not a big birthday person.”
Black Widow Sentence Starters | OPEN
“But they’re fun! I love making food, it doesn’t have to be a cake. Could be anything you like.”
❝ Ain’t really one t’like sweets, too.
HE’S LYING!
✿ = [giving] them flowers
❝ aww, well ain’t these th’ cutest little flowers. where'd’ya find these, th' radiated pond or th' radiated garden?
( gonna be here screencapping stuff. like this for a 1 liner thing )
alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !
✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .
