BEST. COLD. OPEN. EVER. HIGGINS IS A STAR.
"We all know the story. Virginal girl, pure and sweet, trapped in the body of a swan. She desires freedom but only true love can break the spell. Her wish is nearly granted in the form of a prince, but before he can declare his love her lustful twin, the black swan, tricks and seduces him. Devastated the white swan leaps of a cliff killing herself and, in death, finds freedom."
Black Swan (2010)
Jimmy looks at Instagrams with the same caption, but very different photos.
Marianne Faithfull photographed by David Wedgbury, 1965.
I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)
this line made me cry laugh so hard i had to pause the episode, im glad mr schur agrees
Wow.
Book-Cut Artworks by Thomas Allen
Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date
"Did you just catch that?"
I like that the batter actually looks impressed
I see this come across my dash one every three months or so and it still amazes me.
OH MY GOD THIS CARD
20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts [showerthoughts/distractify] Previously: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff
#DailySketch Light on her toes
Original sketch available in my store http://skottieyoungstore.bigcartel.com