we’re so close to revealing which state is the most homophobic

I’m just letting you know right now it’s probably Texas

my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING IVE SEEN ON THIS STUPID WEBSITE

"Who has ever needed one of these after a meeting?" - Ross Hammond

kelsium

Just hands these out to every teacher ever.

THIS MAKES ME THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON EARTH

MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME

Finally, the world is one step closer to this:

fun statistics for adults! “when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself” -Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550 -Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800 -Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45 -Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25 -Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8 -Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

So I got Michael a 4 star wanted level then went into a mission and..

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Christ almighty

"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?" he asked calmly.

I’m opening ‘50 Shades of Grey’ to a random page and posting what I find. Part nine.

Christian Grey put his thumb in my mouth. And then the other one. And then two more. ”Wider,” he said as he put in one more. “I bet you’ve never had this many thumbs in your mouth.” I hadn’t.

Does he have four thumbs or are these something else?

Or does the author not know the difference between a thumb and a finger?

I

you can now purchase a destroy capitalism banksy print from walmart 

The comments section on any article about feminism ever

Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe s03e01

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

you can’t repeat the past

can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. 

Everyone needs to see these #MuslimLivesMatter tweets after the Chapel Hill shooting

Twitter is hearing the message loud and clear: #MuslimLivesMatter. The hashtag is taking over social media following the shooting deaths of three Muslim students Tuesday near the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.

There have been 22,000 #MuslimLivesMatter tweets within the past day.