I can’t watch anime that pauses the action to show the characters’ thoughts. Except death note, because the thoughts are like

Light: If I ask him if he’s British will he think I’m trying to get more information so I can kill him because I’m the murderer? But if I don’t ask he’ll think I’m scared to ask because he thinks I don’t want him to think I’m the murderer. No, there’s no way he would think that far into it—I’ll ask anyway.

L: If he asks me if I’m British he’s definitely the murderer.

I’m never not going to love Zuko being just a complete jerk; I love how his default state is just asshole behavior or screaming with rage, love his unapologetic insulting quips to people he doesn’t even know; love how even when he loves someone he’s a dick like 50% of the time; a five foot three ball of angst and rage and I adore him for it

"waaahhhhh co-dependency is toxic and unhealthy :(" okay and? i wanna see these motherfuckers ruin each other

liking a character but lacking the brainpower to have any real coherent thought or clever analysis of them so your brain just kind of says their name over and over like a teen girl in a cheesy romance writing her crushes name over and over in glittery gel pen surrounded by hearts

Ive had this saved in my phone since April

once again i love how star wars takes place in a massive galaxy with thousands of planets and billions of people, and yet every bounty hunter knows each other personally

It's called networking babe

when Boba Fett adds you on LinkedIn you know you've made it

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zuko, barging into sokka’s tent: hey, how did you— stop screaming, it’s me— how did your mom die?

Misha Collins at Momento Con September 4th 2021 

every fucking day i think about bruce springsteen pretending to be gay to avoid the draft and the conscription officers were like. “um. yeah, well. anyway, you had a concussion from a motorcycle accident, which means you failed the physical but. uh. thank you. for that.”

bruce: well well weeeeell sarge. i do love a man in uniform 

officer: you. you don’t really have to do that

officer: you literally have a concussion 

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

For the uninformed:

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

here’s my issue with the harkness test

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

questioning myself after making this

Steve Buscemi was in Spy Kids 2??

That’s your big takeaway from this post??

#I’d also argue that scooby has never expressed interest in anyone other than dogs/aliens that look like dogs#like. humans don’t pass the harkness test For Him#how absolutely self centered and presumptuous do you have to be. how full of yourself. to just ASSUME you’re good enough for scooby doo?#FUCK you#he has TASTE.

@couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name your tags are SENDING ME

hey can yall reblog and put in the tags whether you think waking up at 10am is early?

i swear it’s not but all my friends disagree

Шикарная рысь и ее безумно крутые лапки)

Шикарная рысь и ее безумно крутые лапки)

“Gorgeous lynx and its insanely cool paws.”