I know this is probably more serious but I like to imagine someone at the FTC was just pissed they couldn't get their ice cream at McDonald's

TOM KENNY IS A LEGEND THANK YOU

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.

Adventure Time episodes will be called shit like "This World Is An Illusion And Soon We Will All Be Gone" and then the plot is just Finn n Jake helping PB hit monsters with sticks or something

Adventure Time episodes will be called shit like "Bungus" and then the plot is an old man only tangentially connected to the main characters will reflect on their life and their regrets before finally coming to terms with the tragedy that once consumed them and dying peacefully

Din’s toughest mission yet 💚

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Din’s toughest mission yet 💚

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Ngl this is kinda hilarious

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

Fuckin hilarious

Guess now he's just a regular old ass, again.

“Astronauts must have contributed to the public good in some way” might be the greatest bit of shade they could have thrown. Well done.

PragerU videos are like. Liberals hate chemicals. Why? Chemicals are natural. They are in your body. Liberals and democrats and gay people hate chemicals because they love communism and think everybody should have the right to chemicals in their bodies. But that’s not true. See, even though God The Jesus one and only built our bodies to have chemicals already in them, the only natural solution is to remove those chemicals and sell them back to people for profit. Why? Because we live in America and we are capitalists with large cocks. Europeans have smaller cocks because chemicals there are free. I have never felt the gentle loving touch of another human being. If you can’t afford to put chemicals back in your body, you’re a lame ass little bitch communist. Anyway, feel free to check out our next video, where we debunk the myth of men having the same emotional spectrum as women

girl help they’re playing music that was popular when i was in high school and making me feel nostalgic for an era of my life i have zero desire to return to