Gentle Sassy Gasp

i would never use logic. that's appropriating vulcan culture.

The most pious monk of the 2000s was reported to get two more ribs inserted to make double sure he couldn't such his own dick

ah jeez, i’m unfollowing him now. i had no idea he was picking up the field mice and bopping them all on the head

Thinking about whether Picard and Sisko would have killed Tuvix. Since the original Tuvix was a combination of the security officer and some guy, the closest equivalent on the Enterprise would have been Worf and Wesley, or Worfsley. I think Worfsley would just ask Picard to kill him so it wouldn't be much of a moral dilemma.

On DS9, the closest equivalent to Tuvix would be Quark and Odo, or Quodo. This also wouldn't be much of a moral dilemma, as Quodo would be the most irritating being in existence. I think Sisko would kill him without hesitation, even if he wasn't sure it would bring back Quark and Odo.

This is correct.

siskos funniest character flaw is that every time the prophets speak to him he becomes a bad father for a minute

jar

c. 1890 Postcard

HAPPY NEW YEAR GO INTO THE SOUP

10 Pantone Colors of the Year, in fashion 🎨🌈

Time to update my Pantone fashion series with this year's color! Every December, I design an outfit inspired by Pantone’s Color of the Year. For Viva Magenta, I wanted to do something inspired by fireworks and celebration - especially because it’s my 10th design, which means 10 years of drawing this series!

It's wild that it's been 10 years of the series! It's somewhat nice to see my art improvement over time, but I still don't feel like I'm where I want to be at artistically :/ I will keep working at it!

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

remember to do your part and jerk off today and tomorrow and if your family forces you to go to church focus on thinking about gay porn the during the entire service this is what jesus wants merry christmas

This is how we're supposed to dress next year, according to experts

who wants to see the worst poem i've ever read in my life

Jerking Off Versus the Titan Submarine Disaster

When you jerk off in the shower

it’s like a marine disaster.

I think of all those people

washed down the drain.

Marc Jacobs, “Jerking Off Versus the Titian Submarine Disaster” from Jerking Off Versus the Titian Submarine Disaster. Copyright 2023 by Marc Jacobs

American Oystercatcher

It’s that time of the year again :)

Lol this made me laugh so much. I want it on repeat this Christmas.

It isn’t a proper holiday season until you hear this.