Quick survey how old are you and do you care about your wedding like is it actually that serious for you

(whispering) pokemon violet, you will be mine…

@yeahitsak

Current mood: 

Campaign 2, Episode 141: “Fond Farewells”

The Old Astronomer to His Pupil- Sarah Williams

Glad to have the Commander back <3

@kaymarierose @n0rmandysr1 @rafawriter @illusivesoul @maskydoolovesmasseffect

I will never love anyone the way I love Garrus Vakarian.

MASS EFFECT: LEGENDARY EDITION

me at the beginning of every Mass Effect game 

MASS EFFECT: LEGENDARY EDITION | (6/?) ➤ Meeting Garrus

tfw

Nice try fuckers.

$175K wasted with every reblog.

Let’s make sure they DON’T get their money’s worth.

Oh hey, my 2020 vision says THE INTERNET NEVER FORGETS, MOTHERFUCKERS.

Hey, so what exactly was that cops name again…?

Lt. John Pike. It took more than two years of legal battles to get his name, and the names of other officers involved, released to the public. 

He got fired… but retained his retirement benefits, and got  $38,000 worth of worker’s compensation for the stress he went through after the incident.

The students collectively received $1m, with each pepper-sprayed student receiving $30,000 individually.

FORREST GUMP 🥂✨ 1994 | dir. Robert Zemeckis

My old man once said to me, "your thoughts are so random and unconnected. We were just talking about the carnival- how did you get started on wasps?"

So, I told him, "they're not unconnected- we were talking about going to the carnival, and the carnival is on the same fairgrounds they used to use for the rodeo, and one time at the rodeo my brother spilled sprite on himself and a bee went up his shirt and stung him, and bees die when they sting, but wasps don't, and I was wondering why, so I asked you."

And he said, "that makes no sense," and for the life of me I can't understand how anyone thinks of anything if not by this exact process

It's the same process, but 5x slower.

Me about to fuck a vampire.

who am I if I don’t gently bully my friends kindly and lovingly

I don’t mean mocking your friends for their interests and putting down something personal in a “joking” manner I mean one of my friends thinks soda is spicy because quote “bubbles”

I’m talking sending them a tiktok or dumb meme and saying “is this you” to which they will respond “FUCK you” but will still leave a like on the message