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YOU GET THE FUCK BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN THAT RIGHT NOW
well damn
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This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
celticpyro
“What could the audio possibly be?”
*unmutes*
“Oh,”
If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.
Source: porterr-robinson
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COMMUNITY (2009-2015) but it's just the memes
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Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it
Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue
Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue
I’m spreading it everywhere
@jaekaeyay here ya go
oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties
Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it
Reblog to get man residue on your blog
Fuck gold star lesbianism and here’s my man residue
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occasional posts from users
reblog if you occasionally post
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within fifteen minutes i have found two different grown adult men who have dating app profiles that say their worst fear is:
werewolves.
one was funny. two is like... hang on, do we actually have a werewolf problem in this town?
jesus christ I just found a third guy who's afraid of werewolves. what the fuck is happening here
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We were all so wrapped up in dad jokes that we forgot grandpa humor
grandpa humor is dad jokes aged like fine wine
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tilthat
me drunk at an apartment party
2kittensinacup
Me sober at my job I’ve had for over a year
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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean
like this?
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most notable times of being hit on by customers:
- guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them
- old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that
- cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out
- older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it
- dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”
- military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat
most notable time a customer did not ask me out:
- a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”
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everytime i move i crunch like popcorn
eyedeleter
and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly
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guy who talks about how much he hates furries and "SJWs" in 2024 like a soldier who got lost in a jungle and doesnt know his war already ended like a decade ago
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