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I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard

Mexican Folklore: You think this place is a Normal Location? Tch. You fool. Everyone knows this place is the SCARY Location.

British Folklore: There's a little Beast in your house... make sure you give it the necessary porridge....... otherwise it might turn to mischief.......

German Folklore: For the love of God, do NOT trust hot people and do NOT trust babies and do NOT trust short men and do NOT trust Christmas and do NOT trust sausage and do NOT trust the elderly and

US Folklore: This Giant Boy From Texas Is God's Favorite

if you are in your late 20's or early 30's you are finally beginning to experience a true sense of separation and alienation from youth culture and to natural identify more with other adults as your peers, and that's a normal part of being an adult and moving into that stage of your life, and you MUST recognize it as such and resist the ancient Joker's Trick that is the urge to jump to the conclusion that nothing has changed about you and it is instead the children that have gotten weirder.

TIL: Paper airplanes were not created to mimic real airplanes. They predate them.

via beatlyzer.com

thoughtbthis meant they were predators to them

a massive cloud of paper airplanes descending upon a 747 and when they disperse all that’s left is a massive airliner skeleton picked perfectly clean of all flesh

where is the content abt how weird and skittish ex circle mages must be about public affection. anders but also surana amell and trevelyan. they really do want to hold your hand in front of people but they’re going to be buzzing with anxiety the entire time. on the other hand they’re also going to be stupidly over-the-top because they’ve realised that’s a thing they can do now. depends on the day

anders truly the best example of this by canonically in depth explaining his fantasies abt hawke in front of the whole friend group and then being constantly giddy and thrilled and nervous for hawke abt the drastic display of affection that is [checks notes] the two of them standing next to each other

in my five years delivering pizza, these are definitely the best delivery instructions i’ve ever gotten

It’s okay not to be strong.

elvenmaleficar:

im crying look at this angel

warmups!

This is probably still my favorite drug “advertisement”

Halloween thing for @arhimharellan !! Our ocs as witches

Here’s what Donald Trump doesn’t want you to know: ACA open enrollment begins TODAY!

Spread the word and #GetCovered.

hey if you’re a broke motherfucker like me, you’re likely to be able to get your insurance for FREE with your state medicaid, so go enroll and it’ll take you there.

Also proably enroll tomorrow (11/2/17) becuase the site is currently down for “Maintainence” but honestly it’s super-easy and takes like half an hour, tops.

Day 7 of Inktober! Todays theme was “shy” , so here is the otp

cheerful goblin

my heart grew three sizes

An assassin is really just a serial killer who takes requests.

Excuse you, they take commissions

“hey man can you kill this guy?”

“alright that will be 10k”

“ugh cant you just do it for the exposure? whatever you suck at murder anyway”