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genuinely inconsolable I can't have one of these pompeii bread plushies fr.

Blorbo from my mosaics.....

how did erik start coaching christine. like was she just singing in the bath one day and she heard a distant echo saying “you’re sharp”

“also I’m an angel, so spying on you in the bath is so not even an issue. don’t make this weird, Christine.”

#don’t make this weird Christine #a summary of the phantom of the opera in five words #”yes I live in the basement; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I wear a mask don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I have a full-scale model of you in a bridal gown; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I killed a dude; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes there’s a Persian police officer asking suspicious questions; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I do identify with a character who seduces ingenues in a mask; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I’ve now kidnapped you twice; don’t make this weird Christine” #”yes I’ve captured your fiancee and the Persian police officer and am threatening to blow up the opera house if you don’t agree to marry me #DON’T MAKE THIS WEIRD CHRISTINE” (tags via notbecauseofvictories)

Smh Erik.

DON’T MAKE THIS WEIRD CHRISTINE 

I may have reblogged this before, but it still cracks me up.

This is the best thing I have ever seen!

Nighttime sharpens, heightens each sensation,

Darkness stirs and wakes imagination.

Silently the senses abandon their defenses,

Helpless to resist my song unseen -

I swear to God, don’t make this weird, Christine.

Pippa, Rough Collie (4 y/o), Prince & Mott St., New York, NY • “She’s nervous right now – she’s from the suburbs, so she’s trying to figure out what to do. But she’s mellow and very friendly. Collies are excellent family dogs – they love kids, they’re very affectionate. People are afraid of the fur, but we love the fur. Our dogs are like our whole world. Basically the entire house’s art is dog art of some sort. We have a lot of photographs and various signs about ‘hug your Collie.’ All the cheesy stuff.”

hi :)

Imagine going on a cross country trip to share the (mildly embarrassing) news with an adjacent king that your guards lost a prisoner, but when you get there- there’s actually a huge crowd of people who all get called into a massive Super Important Meeting. And the prisoner (who you thought wasn’t like That Big of a deal) gets brought up, and everyone’s talking about how great your kingdoms security is, and how important it is that he’s locked up, and you’re just sitting there sweating buckets. And you have to stand up in front of Everybody and tell them ‘actually he escaped and had been gone for months’. While everyone looks at you with the most disappointed faces you’ve ever seen. What a loser.

And Then you have to go on an even Longer trip with all of these people who’s first impression of you was some cringefail sweaty loser who can’t even keep track of one (1) guy.

No wonder Legolas was showing off every chance he got, he was trying to bring his reputation up from like -100

@tathrin cannot just leave gold like this in the tags- he’d be abysmal to travel with lmao

Legolas: I don’t know where gollum is, but I do know all 15 verses of this song about a river, soooooo- *

* he did not in fact know all 15 verses. he forgot the ending, and told everyone he was too young to remember it, which did not improve his image with the group. I think he cried, Frodo’s just too nice to write that down.

No he’s not wet from this bath, he’s soaking wet from the shower he just finished. He decided he wanted to rinse off that fresh shower feel with an immediate sink bath

fucken wimdy today

Local man yells at water

Despite many re-watchings of Cowboy Bebop in prior years, I just realized that the guy who picked his mom at the airport was the host in the Big Shot show where Spike and Jet get their info for their next bounty.

Modern fandom went awry when people stopped learning how to avoid content that upsets them and instead starting actively seeking it out.

I mean this in the kindest, most loving way possible, but babes you'll be so much happy when you stop focusing on what other people are doing and instead focus on what you like.

You'll never be able to stop people from liking what you hate, and the best way you'll find any peace of mind is properly utilizing blocking, blacklisting, and muting tools. Take it from someone who used to run a shipping discourse blog, fandom is supposed to be what you enjoy, stop focusing on things that upset you.

send this to everyone

dont send this to anyone

send this to someone

send this to your accountant

send this to the government