Zelda from BotW2, second reward of the November Patreon pack.

i’m so happy, i found my favorite reddit post of all time.  i thought i lost it forever

every time i think, i take 10 damage

Venue owner honest god just fucking told me I had to go find the "lanky, scruffy guy with brown hair in a plaid button-up and thick glasses" at open mic comedy night.

Imagine you went to a drag show and someone earnestly asked you to go backstage and get the person wearing a wig and glitter eyeshadow for them. That's what I'm working with here.

Finally some REAL NEWS

He has two German shepherds Champ and Major

I really don't know why someone photoshopped this dog to be so fucking big, but I believe this is the original photo:

This is the funniest thing Twitter why are you like this?

The first direwolf in the White House

Our first manlet president

me reminding my adhd werewolf gf about the full moon

the ugly deerling + update

@the-transfeminine-mystique

We need to thank the Navajo a nation! They all got out and voted with no cars and few polling places- their population was enough to swing BOTH Arizona and New Mexico

This is Navajo organiser Allie Young and her "voting squad" on the way to the polls. They rode 10 miles to vote early!

Nicolas Cage, 2020

it’s giving too much. he wants to do numbers on tumblr so bad

Well Imma give them to him, cuz that jacket fucks

if they end up having to physically drag trump out of the white house, I want that shit livestreamed. 

I want Gritty to do it

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.

I love seeing different ways cultures deal with supernatural entities

Jfc lmao

y'all remember before ebooks were big and simulreleases were a thing when a new manga chapter would come out and you’d have to wait for some dedicated soul to scan all the pages in, clean them up, and translate them?

no, im not old

I’m only 23 rjfjsjsjfjdiaoskfjej

you’d be dead in dog years

Don’t be surprised if the republicans start playing nice, presenting COVID stimulus, and being slightly less racist in the next two months. They’re DESPERATE to hold on to the senate. They’ll do absolutely whatever it takes to please the Georgia voters. Stimulus and economic concerns are especially prevalent there. Don’t fall for it. They’re not turning a corner. They’re not shifting their position due to the election outcomes. As soon as the run offs are over they’re going right back to being miserable dicks who only care about themselves. 

personally i think we should all act like trump died today since that’s immensely funnier

the only language tumblr understands is backlash and escalation which is why the jokes rule and the discourse sucks