Maggie Connelly

star trek AU where spock looks at the camera like he’s on the office whenever kirk does something dumb

A+, would watch

A++, would watch with Jon

this post must be destiny cause i have a whole folder stock full of these 

is there a cheer captain/quarterback au for zimbits yet? like, former gymnast eric Bittle joins cheer team bc it’s close enough and ends up the only guy AND gets voted captain. Jack zimmermann, quarterback of the football team, thinks the cheerleaders (and marching band lol) are a frivolous distraction from the game…until he’s benched for a game and really watches bittle…

OR Jack’s the cheerleader who thinks cheer should be taken more seriously at sporting games and B is the football player who loves the cheer girls but thinks JZ needs to take a chill pill

Both of these are So Good, but I also want the one where they’re both cheerleaders. Jack the over-serious captain of the squad. Bitty the competitive gymnast who’s a spectacular tumbler but cripplingly scared of lifts. Not the heights part – the trusting other people part. Jack and Bitty must do many, many trust exercises. Piggyback rides ensue.

Bad Bob could be a former Olympic gymnast…or a football player. Both have outstanding potential for legacy angst and gender shenanigans.

yeah sorry not sorry

- Yo Bits, Zimmermann’s staring again. - I know. Lift me higher.

(My headcanon for this AU: Bitty was a gymnast like mentioned above, Lardo is the manager, and Shitty befriended her and wanted to get into cheerleading. When he was forced to put a top, he picked the women’s top and never switched. When Bitty told him he’d love to be lifted and Shitty couldn’t do it alone, Shits came back with the two biggest bros he could find- - who were excellent football prospects. Jack was mad. At first.)

having just seen Bring it On the musical, I would LOVE to see SMH as an all-male cheerleading squad, brought together only to support women’s sports at Samwell, as a political statement by Shitty & Lardo which turned into a joyous experience.

Jack Zimmermann, who was determined not to play hockey at Samwell, got caught up when he realised Shitty wasn’t taking it seriously enough (you can’t play sports casually), took over as captain and has turned the squad into a trophy-winning dream machine.

Enter Bitty…

(We also have Dex, who needed to play a sport to keep up his scholarship requirements, could only get into cheer, and is desperate his homophobic family won’t find out… Nursey who has taken more injuries than any other player, Chowder, in love with the captain of the volleyball team, Ransom and Holster who just love lifting stuff, bro,)

harry made an important discovery last night

Actually, Ratatouille is the dish’s name, you’re thinking of Ratatouille’s monster.

Chelsea Handler’s episode with the cast of Civil War talking about RDJ and Chris not looking very pleased with Chesea’s joke (requested by @mariasboy)

Special mention to Sebastian Stan looking at Chris because he KNOWS Chris won’t like it.

look at that flow

now look at this flow

we dont know shitty’s first name, but we know it starts with a b. who else has a b name?

we cannot prove that shitty’s first name isnt bully. they both have sick flow. therefore, b. shitty knight and bully the waffle are the same person. in this essay i will-

oh my god, he shaved his stache and re-enrolled in college

and to be sure he wasn’t recognised he’s playing a character. 

jack. he’s playing jack. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS “ASS MAN” EVANS!