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Soap being the absolute most passionate lover, not only in bed, but also emotionally.
In an all-consuming way, to the point where he literally won't shut the fuck up about how much he loves you. Proving it to you in every possible and known way. Giving you space when you need it, while being close to you in the most comfortable way.
The lad would actually pull down the bloody moon to give it to you if you just asked (maybe even if you didn't). He's a hopeless romantic.
And don't get me started on dad Soap, because I might burst. The man who's never shed a tear in his life (except the day he saw you walk down the aisle, his face and eyes all red) couldn't hold back a sob when you held his first child in his arms and said "You're a dad now".
Kyle ‚Gaz‘ Garrick x chubby!Reader
"Have you ever been fucked like this, angel?" Gaz asked, voice soft in her ear as his fingers finally pushed aside the lace and dipped into her.
Content: shameless porn without plot, dating apps, strangers to lovers, blowjob, fingering, semi-public sex, spit as lube, safe sex, flirting
Word Count: 3k
Notes: I was tired and horny last night so I decided to write some Gaz smut. Would you swipe for a match ? 👀
"Fuck," Gaz murmured, both hands tangled in her hair. His eyes were liquid pools of ink from this angle, the fluorescent exit sign above his head casting a halo of green light around the short-shaven hair.
There was no doubt that her knees would be bruised come morning, especially with how eager she had been. But could anyone really blame her?
who’s gonna bite the bullet and ask about chubby chaser gaz? me. because holy shit that’s making my brain MELT right now. every single one of the 141 is so good at making a plus size partner feel beautiful but i just feel like gaz takes it to a whole other level. i am begging for your thoughts. 🫳🏻👑 i am handing you a crown in exchange
There isn't a human sweeter than chubby chaser Gaz. Over the years, you've become far too numb to the routine of listening to men laugh and shame you in front of their friends, only to appear in your Tinder messages, begging for a chance to "fuck that fat ass". So when Gaz took up the seat next to you, dressed unmistakably in military attire, you could only let out a weary sigh and prepare yourself for the worst.
Except, he made no lewd comments, no uncomfortable forward advances. He made you laugh, made you shy, made you feel so utterly human it almost knocked you sick, because how long has it been since someone did the bare minimum and made you forget about every awful thing that could come with his attention?
And despite the fact that the handsome stranger next to you had done little to even suggest that all he wanted out of this encounter was you sandwiched between him and his mattress, it's you that takes a handful of his shirt to push your lips to his, it's you who mumbles pitiful little begs for him to take you to bed.
He doesn't fuck you like other man have, hastily, as though they're scared of getting caught with you, scared of realising that they're attracted to the way your stomach jiggles with every slap of their hips against your ass. Gaz takes his time, he practically worships you, makes you sing as his wraps your thighs around his head and devours you with a desperation you cannot even begin to fathom.
He treats your body as though it was chiselled by the Gods themselves, marvels at every stretch mark, runs his tongue over the scarred skin like it's sacred, holy.
"Still don't believe you're real, love," He'll whisper as he runs his hands up your side, letting his fingers sink into the soft flesh as he goes, "Never seen anyone as beautiful as you. Gotta be an angel or something, yeah?"
And you'll sigh dreamily into the easy compliment, letting his words soak into your skin and fill you with a blooming sense of pride, of genuine self-love, because how could you not believe him when he's gazing at you like you hung the very stars in the night sky?
Thinking about Gaz and how he is probably the least problematic, easiest-to-fall-for member of the TF141. 🤍 Would be a gentleman whenever he sees you, but especially during that early dating phase - regularly brings a small bouquet of Queen Anne‘s lace or sunflowers, learns how you like your coffee and tea, shows real interest in your hobbies even if he can‘t relate to them. 🤍 Has never understood the appeal of playing hard to get or hiding his intentions - if he likes you, he‘ll show you. It‘s as simple as that.
🤍 Gaz will flirt heavily with you over text, but hold back in public to make you feel comfortable. Whatever you say to him will stay between you two… and if you decide to send some sexy pictures once in a while? No one but him will ever lay eyes on that. 🤍 Gaz isn‘t into super kinky sex either, won‘t talk you into anything you might not be comfortable with unless you bring it up yourself. 🤍 He‘d wait and try to make his very first move during a Netflix and chill night - if you don‘t feel like doing that, then no worries. He likes you, and that won‘t change.
🤍 Probably wouldn’t entertain toxic behavior or an attitude for very long, unless he can tell it‘s coming from a playful place. (Gaz will fully indulge in all the relationship dramas Soap always finds himself in tho - and gossip a little with you!) But Gaz himself? He wants peace and a warm embrace when he sees you, his work is already stressful enough. 🤍 Gets extra chatty when he‘s tipsy, and likes to rest his hand on your knee or stretch out his arm behind your head. He‘s a serious man-spreader, but you can accommodate that easily by draping your legs sideways over his lap (his secret goal).
🤍 Gaz would be the type of boyfriend who calls your parents or closest-thing-to-it regularly; doesn’t matter if you‘re in the conversation or not. He wants to show them that he thinks of them as part of his family, and they love him wholeheartedly. He‘d bring up his own friends and colleagues from time to time, trying to get a feel on wether or not you‘re interested in meeting them yet. I think Price would pop in when you guys are face-timing at some point, and even if you just shyly wave at the Captain through the screen: Gaz‘ heart would swell at seeing you two interact.
🤍 He‘d be honest, blunt, sometimes to the point of hurting your feelings but never with bad intentions. Gets a little intense during arguments, but not in a loud or aggressive way - Gaz is more of a brooding, stone-cold silence kind of guy. If, however, he sees that this behavior hurts you (perhaps through childhood traumas or just because you cannot stand the cold shoulder), he would try to change and communicate a little better. Nobody is perfect, but he tries to be the best version of himself around you - you make him softer, make him believe in love that goes deeper than what he has experienced before.
🤍 Once Gaz is fully in love with you, I don‘t see him as someone that would wait for very long to propose, or ask to move in together. You‘re his One, so why should he drag it out unnecessarily?
more cod headcanons here! 🖤
✨ some (mostly nsfw) additions! Gaz is the definition of a safe space to me 🥲✨
🤍 He is respectful of your boundaries at all times, but oh darling. Once you start flirting back heavily, not even caring where you are? Once you start toying with him a little, teasing him with extra nice outfits and "ooops, did I lean down a bit too far as I put your drink down, baby?" -energy? It‘s game on.
🤍 He‘d have the most handsome, boy-ish grin all night, and if you come to stand next to him for whatever reason, he‘d subtly trace his fingers along the back of your thighs where he is sitting (still all sprawled out and looking so inviting, and he knows you‘d love to just crawl in his lap). He‘d give you those wide, innocent eyes as he pretends to listen to whatever conversation is going on around you, and unless someone is paying super close attention, they might even miss that he is touching you at all.
🤍 Loves it if you decide to sit in his lap. And though he might be replaying some things you said earlier, or are actively whispering to him now, I don‘t see him as someone that breaks his composure. He‘d grab you more firmly and gaze up at you, and you can see that there is a promise in his eyes that makes you smirk and tease him a little more. Gaz also wouldn’t let you leave his lap until his raging boner has gone down somewhat - and since you‘re shifting right on top of it, this might take a while.
🤍 Nature sex. He‘s an outdoors kind of guy, and there is something about seeing you all cozied up in a tent, or barefoot on a picnic blanket with your manicured toes wiggling in the grass, or God forbid skinny dipping in the creek. Gaz would be all over you, uncaring if somebody else might be close - he‘d shush your louder whines or moans with his mouth or hand if there is, and loves to watch you try and catch a breath. Nothing better than to see his lover completely messy because of him! (Bonus points if you don‘t even bother to put your underwear back on afterwards).
🤍 Gaz finds all the little spots on your body that drive you crazy, and I think he‘d love nothing more than to kiss along your neck and collarbones in the morning - riling you up a little when he sucks into the sensitive skin there, only to abruptly let go and leave you standing in the kitchen so that he won‘t be late for work (don‘t worry, it‘s only payback for when you wake up him next to him and rub your butt all over his morning wood with no intention of helping him!). Send him a spicy text later, and he‘s the one that‘s flustered again. And desperate for the day to be over so he can come back home to you.
🤍 You know this angelic face masquerades a cheeky little devil sometimes, and he adores to see you flushed and breathless. Pulls you in close at your family’s or friend’s house as soon as you‘re in the next room over, and you can still hear everybody talking animatedly. Kisses you stupid, and loves it when you put your arms around his neck so that he can pull you as close as humanly possible. Anyone that looks at you would know that you‘ve just been kissed, because that carefully styled hair all messed up? The swollen red lips and glassy-eyed expression? Oh, to be young again, your grandma sighs and it makes you hide your face behind your hands in mortification.
🤍 Would be a little shook if his darling angel is a secret freak in bed, not gonna lie. Wouldn’t think any differently about you though, whatever it might be.
🤍 Ducks his head to look you in the eyes properly when he talks to you, especially when he is asking for something and needs to unleash the puppy energy so you will say yes.
🤍 Gaz is a thigh and booty connoisseur, so expect some lil smacks and appreciative comments when you walk past, because damn. You look fine as hell.
more cod headcanons here! 🖤
Don‘t think you can hide these TRUTHS in the tags my dear. Say it louder!
GAZ.
IS.
BOYFRIEND.
MATERIAL.
HE WOULD TREAT US RIGHT.
I am completely and utterly normal about rivers, creeks, lakes, forests, ponds, hills, mountains, and other natural landscapes (lying)
I wanna hear your head canons about Gaz (sfw or nsfw, or both,what ever you want), you write him so well 😩
⇢ ˗ˏˋ 5k Drabble Masterlist ࿐ྂ
╰┈➤ ❝ [Collection of his SFW and NSFW quirks.] ❞
How about a little argument and make up with Gaz 👀 He crosses a line and blurts out something he shouldn't have? I'm a sucker for hurt/comfort, thanks! Congrats on 5k!! 💕💕
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╰┈➤ ❝ [Arguments are rare, certainly ones that leave you in tears.] ❞
gaz does not get enough love on this platform. i mean this man is the definition of ride or die. the man will literally support you in all you do, in any job that you want to pursue. and he does so with a smile, a wide, genuine smile, and many, many assuring kisses. and he does it happily, because the man is literally a fool for you, he's so in love.
plss, he's also that one saying that's going around : "working so my wife has a coffee shop that loses 50k a month." not that you would have a failing store of any kind, just that he'd have the money to let you do whatever you wanted to do, without it being a problem. gaz would rather you not work at all but understands that you want something to do when he isn't home for weeks on end. he still pouts about it though, and sneakily tries to coax you out of it with sweet, lazy kisses to your lips.
( this is so random, but i firmly believe that gaz kisses your clavicle when he stands behind you and wraps you in his arms. fight me )
Pairing: Kyle "Gaz" Garrick x GN!Medic!Reader Word Count: 2.4k Warnings: fluff, medical inaccuracies, bruises, kinda hurt/comfort, gaz's helicopter curse Disclaimer: I do not own modern warfare or any of the modern warfare characters.
When Soap mentions the new medic, Gaz doesn’t think much of it.
Do we think Gaz likes it when you call him a good boy? How about handsome? Would he accept pretty? Cute? Adorable?
Who am I kidding, he thrives on praise. He absolutely would dramatically lay in your lap, staring up at you all sweetly as he expects you to coo compliments at him just for existing. Preens as you call him cutie when passing him in the hallway. Wears the praise as a badge of honour, all giggly and excited "my partner called me cutie 🥺😊"
he's such an attention whore, i swear!! he wants you to look at him and tell him that you're so proud of him for coming back home alive and in one piece, even if the mission went to shit.
he wants you to tell him that he's got the prettiest smile you've ever seen, that your favourite colour is brown because of his eyes (even if your favourite colour might be something else).
you call him "his sweet darling💕" once on facetime and he's gonna be smiling like an idiot the whole day through training. to the point where he almost doesn't notice how hard drills are on base.
he loves receiving your compliments. and he doesn't even have to fish for them because he's so prone to getting them all the time. you can't help it because you want to praise him every chance you get.
"what put him in a good mood?" Price asks when he hears Gaz whistling to himself one day.
Ghost, without looking up from his book, goes— "his bird called him a cute pie."
I know damn well gaz is a bottom you can't change my mind 😤
Like dis man makes the beautiful noises when sweetheart fucks him stupid with her fingers or a strap (I know sweetheart got a strap somewhere in her damn room) and he's a babbling mess like crying and moaning loud so sometimes sweetheart gotta use a gag or her fingers so no one hears (but the boys do hear em and they are really jealous and horny) *BANGS TABLE* AND WHEN he rides sweethearts strap this man HHHNNGGG this man will ride sweethearts strap until he collapses.
But sweetheart being sweetheart she does aftercare like running a hot bubble bath for gaz and picks him up and puts his body in and while gaz is in the bath sweetheart is cleaning the sheets and adding fluffly blanket for gaz and when gaz is done sweetheart picks him up and wraps him up in a fluffy towel and dries him up (because I know damn well gaz ain't gonna be walking for a bit)
And let's him wear her clothes that are pretty big on him like AHHHHH cuddles man this man will cling on to sweetheart while she's combing his wet hair HNNGGG and has falls asleep basking in sweethearts warmth.
(Why did I write this much?)
Soap definitely gonna be jelly 🤭
DO YOU WANT ME TO PASS OUT? IS THAT IT??
Kyle "Gaz" Garrick × 141!Sweetheart
[Gaz × black!ofc!reader]
Cw.: soft!femdom, overstimulation, dumbification, pegging, cock ring vibrator, handjobs, mommy kink, begging kink(is that a thing? Probably is idk 💀)mentions of scars, horrible attempt at smut, sub!Gaz, Lil bit of edging, praise + degradation, aftercare, cutie cutesy fluff, there's a surprise in here for Sweetheart 🤭 it'll be in pink, jealous ass brats teammates, listening to people getting it on(idk what that's called)
Reader accessories.: Black!fem!reader, she/her pronouns, detailed reader, reader is 6'5, reader is fully clothed fucking Gaz, reader has tattoos and battle scars, reader has long nails, reader has some big ass hands
Word count.: Long. AGAIN. (IDK HOW TO DO A WORD COUNT DAMMIT HELP)
This ain't the best thing 💀💀 but I had to GET THIS OUT IT WAS SITTING TOO LONG IN MY DRAFTS AND THIS ASK IS TOO GOOD AND W O W I RAMBLED ON FOR SO LONG BECAUSE IM NOT GOOD AT WRITING SMUT YET GIMME A BREAK OKAY IM TRYING MY BEST 😭 and i made this LATE like 5 am so i was shit tired and just rambled lol also tried out a new layout on how to do headcanons and drabbles... may like it may not idk ANYWAY ENJOY
18+ MDNI
Minors do not interact with this. Thank you BYE.
This man-- HEHEUAHE YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABOUT GAZ
banners by @saradika @cafekitsune and @vase-of-lilies offer a coin to the picklejar
there's a myth you become clingy and obsessive towards that whoever takes your virginity. it's kind of the reverse when Gaz is given that opportunity with you.
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This reminds me of your cowboy au.
But maybe keegan?
...Price. But YES also Keegan. ooh goddamn his sort of cowboy confidence gets me goin'
Keegan is a man who knows what he wants, who doesn't accept compromise or second best. He thinks on his feet, but that doesn't mean he isn't planning his next move. He's adaptable. He's adapted to you, at the very least. He knows all your ticks, all your little twitches, knows when you're upset you spend hours brushing your horse, and when you're happy even the rain won't stop you from grabbing your saddle. He knows the route to every rodeo on the circuit, and exactly what time you like to get there.
He's committed, he's locked in. He has you wrapped in his arms in bed every night and he's got no plans to let go. Not when you slip your arm around his waist and hold on so tightly.
But it's not the soft moments, it's not your ticks, it's not anything he could have predicted that make him do it. It's the way you scoop a lamb up into your arms and side step the waterlogged part of the paddock that does it, the way you kiss the baby's head before you set it down with its mama. It's the way you wrap your flannel, his flannel, tighter around you and hug your arms around your chest to watch his flock like they're your own. They are, they will be. Keegan's started thinking of his farm as your dowry, the only thing he can offer besides himself.
(Besides a warm bed, and home cooked meals. Besides evenings on the couch and puppies in the spring. Besides the way he holds your hand and kisses the tips of your fingers until you push at his face and tell him to stop. Besides the way that he loves you, more than he could have ever thought possible.)
Keegan doesn't bother dropping to one knee, doesn't bother doing more than taking your hand to pull you close. He's never been terribly fancy, and you've never asked him to be.
"Marry me." Keegan tells you with such a softness in his eyes that you almost can extend it to the rough rumble of his voice. You smile, look away to keep him from seeing you grin, seeing how pleased he makes you.
"That's a statement," You laugh, pressing your hand to your lips when you can't stop the smile.
"It's a demand," He corrects, and you don't think you would've wanted it any different.
John Price doesn't relax, doesn't take days off, doesn't surrender easily to sleep. You find him leaned heavy back in his chair most nights, rubbing his eyes as he looks over expense reports, acquisitions requests, sometimes he closes the folder as soon as the door opens and you know it's going to keep him up even if you manage to convince him to come to bed. He only hums and tips his head back to look at you, settles his hand on your waist and tells you he'll be done shortly.
John Price needs a firm hand, needs someone who can tug him out of his office and stand behind him in the bathroom while he brushes the taste of stale cigars out of his mouth. He needs someone that will flop onto the bed and hold their arms out to him. Because no matter how determined he is to work as soon as he settles on top of you, buries his nose in your scent, feels your arms wrap around his shoulders, he's out like a light. Breathing soft and even, his nose against your neck and his body heavy against you. It's a luxury he seldom affords himself, keeping you so selfishly pinned under him, but he works so hard and he deserves this comfort at least. He deserves to sleep knowing the one person he cares most about is protects from everything in the world.
Save being crushed to death by his heavy ass.
