So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasn’t doing any of that even though I had the evidence.

Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.

I discovered the ruse a bit faster than the former but she ALSO pulls clothes off the hangers by trying to “climb” them so she can sit on the top closet shelf.

HOMEWRECKER

get her a cat tower, she wants to be tall

She HAS a cat tower it’s the tallest one the store had

And she has LOTS of toys and many snackies she has NO reason to cause mischief except her own bastardly motivation.

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

you can tell the average age of this site has been steadily increasing because posts like this wouldn't get this many notes in 2017

tag yourself, I’m “this employee has reached rock-bottom and shows signs of starting to dig”

the speed limit for ghosts is also 25

STUDIO GHIBLI + ROCKS / GEMSTONES

[ part 1 ] [ part 2 ]

How to get over a break up

Fuck the beer and alcohol but LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE GUMMY BEARS OMFG….

I have some news for you….

*Click*

It baffles me how many advertisers choose to spend their five seconds of guaranteed watch time not by saying anything about their product but instead talking about skipping the ad

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

I like having toes because I like painting my toe nails when I wear sandals.

Evolution can fuck off

me in 2523 on my way to the club

How am I supposed to stop them?

𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖘𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝖋𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖎𝔳

Someone pointed out to me that Finland is probably too cold to be naked all the time, so finns could develop a more lax atttude towards nuditity - there’s a natural limit to how much naked time you can have in that kind of a climate.

So what if you dropped a bunch of finns in the middle of somewhere with a nice and warm climate? Are they going to spread everywhere buck-ass naked like an invasive species with no natural predators.

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

bad at drinking milk

Hilda by Duane Bryers

More Hilda!!

in this family we love and support Hilda.

Yes! Hilda!

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

more Hilda!

I freaking love Hilda, there’s needs to be more art like this.

I will never not reblog Hilda

Hilda is a treasure ❤️❤️❤️