Ronaldo is not human...
Ummm... Lionsgate is opening a hunger games bakery in times square! Cheese buns anyone?
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divinitycas
The best fucking thing I’ve ever seen
osunism
Gordon Ramsey has settled the candy corn debate once and for all.
For all of you Harry Potter fans... tomorrow (September 1st) is 19 years later. So keep a look out for the Potter's on platform 9 3/4.
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bitch ass nazis
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What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”
Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.
Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.
“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”
“I used a fucking net.”
“How did you get past the dragon?”
Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”
“How did you get through the hedge maze?”
“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”
giga-darth
It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….
booksandwater
Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.
Awesome
Can this movie be reclassified into a documentary? #idiocracy.
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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
futureblackpolitician
Wtf????
theryanproject
Smoove with it too
meqabitch
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
thenamesdiondra
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
Whoa whoa whoa
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me: 1984 is an overrated book and george orwell is a hack
Trump Presidency, Day 3: Openly declaring objective truths that we can see with our own eyes to be invalid and 'dishonest', 'alternative facts', already went after a twitter account for sharing pictures of the inauguration that did not comply with the bullshit they made up.
me: The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command… and if all others accepted the lie, which the party imposed, if all records told the same tale, then the lie passed into history and became truth.
Harry Potter spells for android phones!
Did you know that your phone will respond to Harry Potter spells?!? You can use "lumos" to turn on the flashlight "nox" to turn it off and "silencio" to put it in silent mode! Just go to Google and hit the microphone then say the word.
hell yes! It's about time they did it!
Source: Yahoo!
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Everlark Blogs Assemble!
That was a ploy to catch your attention.
I”m starting to think that the only followers I have are porn blogs and I don’t have enough Everlark on my dash. Reblog this if you are an Everlark blog so I can follow you.
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This amazing video is well worth taking a moment to watch, via NBC News.
Any room in for me in Canada if trump gets elected?
So my gps has decided to represent my car as an effing tie fighter! How awesome is that?!?!
Wasnt exaggerating. ..we have a problem