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MAKE HIM REGRET

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BEING BORN

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Really thought this happened for a hot second in tros

i didn't ask to become a cube

Fixed it. Be free, fish~

*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack 

me @ my last brain cell

siri ur a judgemental piece of shit

Battle Angel ALITA

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

let him say fuck

I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited. 

It takes a village to raise a child.

The commentary got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂

*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground* “I don’t where the fuck that came from.”

I’m a sucker for characters who see troubled kids in dangerous situations and basically go “they need parents, guess that’s me now”

JESSE PINKMAN

just a reminder that this is the man that became #1 in the meth industry

when you finish watching a tv show and you can finally search the tumblr tag for it without fearing spoilers