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i had a dream that "bald man summer" became a thing on this website and people started making edits of walter white and the guy from mythbusters

and with your help, it can become a reality

what hath i wrought

this summer will be the Summer of Reggie i can feel it

bald man summer.

Strictly Ballroom (1992) dir. Baz Luhrmann

Strictly Ballroom (1992) dir. Baz Luhrmann

they’re the same movie your honour

LOOK AT THIS FELON.

After being denied her sole Yule wish*, she has chosen violence. She keeps finding and dragging out the smallest present so she can chase it around the floor.

*her only Earthly desire is to be allowed to consume one (1) plastique, which we have refused because we are the cruelest family since that awful woman literally punted Miette into the sun.

does anybody have a bootleg of the 1596 production of a midsummer night’s dream?? :/

2021 seinfeld episode aaaaand go. jerry gets a call from a woman he slept with telling him she gave him a virus, but he can’t figure out if it was covid or an STD. george begins getting harassed in public because a main instigator of the capitol hill insurrection looks exactly like him. elaine wants to break up with her new boyfriend because he keeps gifting her NFTs, but can’t bring herself to do it because his apartment has a jacuzzi tub. kramer keeps dressing up as different people so he can receive as many vaccinations as possible.

#Stranger Things season 4 is just Scooby-doo (2002) (insp)

tired of being brave about things i will now be openly pathetic

“apologist.” “critical.” y’all are doing too much. when my favorite characters do evil reprehensible shit I simply don’t fucking care cause it’s not real

via @maddie-grove

#a while back i saw a whole thing about how we needed to acknowledge something bad a character did#and after a point i was like why? is he real? is he running for senator?

i need safe warm cozy bed 18 hours a day thanks so much hope you understand