writing tip:
if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything
i think it was cruel to give lightning mcqueen a foot fetish, as he lives in a world where all feet are wheels. he has nothing.
sorry i wasnt talking to you i think
my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red
edward cullens not gon a fuck you babe
you've picked the right target you're just a decade late this would've ruined me at sixteen
Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.
not to sound like a victorian woman suffering from hysteria but i do think going to the sea would fix me
for those confused:
the same user posted this and only referred to his dick as a cylinder despite the fact that it was very clear that he'd inserted his cylinder into an m&m tube and couldnt get it out
Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person?
What the fuck is this game about
These turkish delights have turkish ends
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i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat
OH MY GOD
now all of pinterest knows i have large ballz
it's not cringe ❤ not if it's you ❤ not if we're mutuals 🥰
so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss
lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph
try you human brick