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BTW for anyone too lazy to do the math a wage of $125 a day works out to about $15/hour for an 8-hour workday so..... someone in 1923 definitely had a vision of the future

Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

BITCH ME TOO

ETERNAL MOOD BITCHES

I think there was something sort of profoundly beautiful about the Wii.

I don’t know why, but especially with the built-in channels there was something about the presentation and the music that really feels so much different from any other console. I think it’s because it’s the first console that tried to be something a little more than just a gaming device, and the ephemeral feeling that came with trying to blaze a trail while still maintaining an air of “we know exactly what we’re doing and are fully confident in these ideas”.

Looking back on it is like a fully realized glimpse into a reality congruent but slightly skewed to our own. The place on our respective timelines was right after the intersection where the two lines fully separated from each other, but only barely.

this reply made me feel something.

A post about the emotional resonances of the Nintendo wii is something that can actually be so personal

If you’re the kind of person who would do that, you never become Bezos in the first place.

My Dad owned a business my whole life. It was profitable, but it didn’t expand. I ask him once why he never grew it, and he said it’s nearly impossible without climbing on someone’s back–your vendors, your customers, your employees. Particularly that last one. You don’t wait until your business is big to be a good human being. The very first time you have to choose between your own profit and your employees health insurance, you choose the later. You give maternity leave even though the government doesn’t make you. You dock your own salary to not lay people off during a recession. You have adequate staffing and reliable hours. Anybody who says you can’t run a retail business on a normal, reasonable, predictable schedule you know in advance is full of shit. My Dad did it for 35 years (always have one more person than you think you need, and 98% of your staffing problems vanish). It’s just not maximum profit. If you don’t prioritize extracting profit from every corner of your business, you never become rich enough to give billions away. 

(One of the things my father is proud of is that by the time he retired they hadn’t needed to take a help wanted ad in 30 years. Turnover was low, and when a spot opened, referrals filled it.)

Always remember that capitalism is built on outright lies and greed.

I think you should watch this

yella creens

“handfools of yella crayens”

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

This was the first thing on my dash after coming out of a sensory deprivation tank and I believe I just ascended to a higher plane of existence

Mr. Roger’s voice makes it

this is… transcendent 

Good crayons get to go to the crayon roller coaster, bad crayons get melted down and reformed 

Kim Possible was like I’m an extremely adept martial arts fighter and world hero and this is my sidekick Ron who comes along because he’s my best friend and I like him

This is my friend Ron, he's amazing, and HE DROVE ME HERE

You know what? It’s really like that sometimes.

This is automatic stress relief

Taking this advice as an adult

Post-depression me had literally NO music to listen to.

literally nothing in life matters other than being kind and being funny

good omens text post meme, part 1

the fact that keanu reeves rejected being on mcu multiple times but said yes to be on a sponge bob movie just shows how truly powerful he is

Collect them all