lol idk.

ME!!!!

putting my english degree to good use by making a which woman from classic literature are you quiz  so enjoy

Shoutout to Ed for identifying as agnostic after God ripped two of his limbs off

a total power move

when your legs don’t work like they used to before

people who don’t believe in ghosts or aliens or multiple realities are so boring... u only believe what ur feeble little eyes tell you? what your liar brain tells you? there’s more to all of this

every western article/documentary/thinkpiece on kpop is always the same lame shit its all like Kpop Groups Are Just Mass-Produced, Cookie Cutter, and Fake Robots with 5 different links to various 2009 2ne1 and bigbang located-in-a-box-with-neon-outfits mvs and then always somehow finding a way to mention how apparently Strange It Is For Boys To Be Wearing Eyeliner like we get it……. u cant handle sauces spicier than ketchup and u love the beatles……….

some of you don’t watch pride and prejudice (2005) multiple times a year to cope with the fear that you’ll never find love and it shows

*tati voice* sucking dick and cock!

i drank almond milk and now i am soooo hyper 

everyoone back the FUCK away

ICANTBREATHE

some of yall dont even have two braincells its the two worms in ur brain fighting and yer mistaking the friction of the tussle for a thought being formed

moira rose themed met gala

cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you

male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips

you: mozart, beethoven, johann strauss

me, an intellectual: