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Destined for Mediocrity.

@illiterate-genius / illiterate-genius.tumblr.com

Let's leave it at M. I like music that melts my heart, books that eat my soul, and television that fries my brain.
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women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera
men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN
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The Little Mermaid 1989

Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?

Decades.

Which sea is Ariel?

Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.

Attina- Bering sea (Bering is the largest, Attina is the oldest)

Alana- Black sea (hair)

Adella- Mediterranean sea (personality is romantic) 

Aquata-  Coral sea (personality is shy)

Arista- White sea (hair)

Andrina- Caribbean sea (personality is carefree)

Ariel- Red sea (hair)

Omg.

WHAT

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

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What is Dissociation like?

This is what I want you to do:

Get a latex glove and put it on. Now, turn on the facet and turn it all the up or down, freezing and super hot. And then put your gloved hand under the water.

You can feel the water, but not directly.

When you take off the glove, your hand is still dry.

That’s what dissociation is like; you can still feel the heat/cold, but not directly. It’s happening, but not to you. And when it’s over – when you peal off the glove – there’s no evidence that it even happened.

It’s as if you weren’t even expiriencing it in the first place.

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My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime

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