dreaming of my own pre-cambrian age

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

writer’s block (dry) = no desire to write, no ability to write (bearable)

writer’s block (wet) = HUGE desire to write, no ability to write (very evil)

Thank you for this distinction. I hate it.

I am developing a gay hookup app with roguelike and deckbuilding elements

one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

legitimately so scary that i just made a doctors appointment for 2025. you mean the far distant sci fi future 2025? you mean the pacific rim 2025? you mean i have to go to the doctor while giant robots are fighting the fucking kaiju? fuck all the way offfffffff

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

some of you in the notes.. i would say read the room but you didn't even read. the post

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

AMENDED

bonus points if you collect them all

[ID: A reply from @/clown-bastard-man: "It should be DTFQ because I'm always dtf queers". End ID]

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful

good morning to fat men only

[Image Description: A husky, labeled "me", staring very intensely at a lit lantern, labeled: "his slightly exposed belly". End ID]

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

hope all my organs see sunlight one day. they earned it.

i like looking at scars i like looking at body hair i like looking at disabled bodies i like looking at crooked teeth or chipped teeth or yellow teeth or missing teeth i like looking at fat people. i don't just accept & approve of these human aspects i actively enjoy them i want to engage with them i want it to be known they are loved i am loving them

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

he has big beautiful doe eyes and a deer in headlights disposition can i please run him over ?

mutuals don't forget to flip me to hear my b-side