Paw on top

(via)

This is comedic genius

Scarlemagne in this scene is every artist and writer on this site

TUMBLR peeps be like

“Why are we rolling Insight?”

“Because an NPC is speaking.”

Cat discovers oranges and discovers that he doesn’t like them. (via nevermndthealbatross)

might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year

well fuck. who knew

Spectacular post in /r/geology today

Invalid D&D Alignments

Lawful Chaotic - loophole abuse. their goal is to carry out as many zany shenanigans as possible in an absolutely nonpunishable manner. Chaotic Lawful - malicious compliance. dredges up obscure laws that haven’t been implemented in decades or centuries and insists on following them. thrives on inscrutable bureaucratic labyrinths. Good Evil - the token evil teammate. a missing stair. an objectively terrible person but charming or useful somehow so people keep making excuses for them. Evil Good - always does the right thing, but, like, in the least comfortable way. call them in for big, big problems, and then spend a year wondering if it was really worth it. their approval fills you with shame.

a very tired paladin (via outofcontextdnd)

My players…

I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous

it's the same reason we gleefully smash pots in zelda games

sometimes you just need to be a moderate to severe nuisance

we are all poltergeists in meat suits

what a horrifying way to phrase this thank you