“Condoms don’t work.”
“Your first time is supposed to hurt.”
“It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration.”
“Girls don’t masturbate.”
Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this
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worthless
But really
Why doesn’t this have like 50k notes, this has to speak to every artist out there
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time
i think this represents the relationship between Disney and Dreamworks really well
this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me
[softly, but with a lot of feeling] what the fuck
most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge
BE…
OUR…
GUEST