Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,
As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;
But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;
Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.
Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,
As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;
But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;
Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.
Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly
I am in tears omg
I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW
Yes it’s back on my dash!!!
Omg the audio
Finally reblogging with source.
Like, is interesting enough just watching it, but hearing him is the epitome of comedy
This video makes me laugh harder every time it’s on my dash
the aunts in james and the giant peach are sooo soft goth
Gucci FW2018
anna delvey doesn’t owe me money but she does owe me the 34 hours i spent reading that article
“Money can’t buy you happiness” is propaganda from rich people to convince the poor to be satisfied with less.
Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram
this website was a mistake
FROOT LOOPS VS COOKIE CRISP DEATHMATCH
hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad
Passing this good karma
I reblogged this 3 days ago and my skin got clear and I got a message from a guy who refers to me as queen yesterday. Good karma vibes all around.
what
LORD
I live for her
“Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.”
— C.S. Lewis (via heresay)
why you hatin on the red hot chili peppers, man?
although i don’t agree with your taste in music, i have to respect your ability to type out this message while longboarding across campus
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
this is the funniest thing i have ever read
The President of the United States receives an award from an elderly White couple.