hades game

That’s a legacy he’ll never live down

it’s back in time for christmas

the incest coffee commercial 

FYI

YOU GUYS

Be careful, because the brother dies in one of those fics and it will destroy you just in time for the holidays.

This took too long to come across my dash this year.

I remember this commercial! Holy crap it is so much worse in gif form!

the fandom is booming

Merry fucking Christmas my dad accidentally bought me a crate of hentai because he thought it was anime. Theres 55 fucking dvds in this box. What a time to be alive

*walks into a psychology lecture wearing a tshirt with freud’s face on it that says “THIS GUY IS A FUCKING IDIOT” in sparkly bold type*

well im glad SOMEONE got the implied subtext in this post

I know next to nothing about the Addam’s Family’s greater canon, but the fact that Lurch is visually so strongly based on Frankenstein’s Creature makes me so happy, because it’s the happy ending the Creature deserves and I can so imagine it? You have the Creature at the end of the novel who is lonely and who has resigned himself that he will never be loved and that all humans will reject him on sight and then he meets the Addam’s Family and they are the first ones who don’t attack him or run away screaming - they either don’t say anything or even more likely, they are high-key excited about a Creature put together from corpses. That’s probably the highest Addam’s aspiration, to be more than 1 corpse. So they take him in and he has a family for the first time. What a crossover. What over-thinking on my part. I love it.

I’m going to add to this that because of the Creature’s line “I ought to be thy Adam”, many people irl nickname the Creature ‘Adam’ (being the first of his species) so if he were adopted by the Addam’s Family his name would officially be ‘Adam Addams” and I can only approve of that.

He’s not Frankenstein monster anymore, he’s the Adams monster. He’s theirs

it’s Adam’s Family :)

*Snap snap*

night in the woods is a gooooood motherfuckin game. class struggle, good pals, cultshit, punkshit. oh man.

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.

I. Fucking. Love. This.

This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.

may our education be stronger than fake news

Amen.

To those who don’t get it:

“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.

another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work

yup.  that’s a higher number alright.

“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”

one time i said to my friend “vitamins are fake” and what i meant was “i am dubious about the efficacy and health benefits of over the counter multivitamins” and what she heard was “i do not believe in the existence of vitamins in our food or in the world in general” 

and she nodded very seriously and said “why do you think that?” and halfway through my rant about how necessary is it, really, for something to contain 3000% of your daily requirement she went “oh, good, okay” 

and like, shout out to her, because if one of my friends had told me they thought that calcium was a government conspiracy i would have started roasting them immediately no questions asked

three main parts of d&d culture are

1. *drops to 0hp* “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead yet”

2. rolling a bad perception roll and your dm is just like “you don’t have a fucking clue where you are. a room maybe?”

3. when the dm is narrating a scene for another character and your character isn’t even there so when you make a smartass comment about what’s happening the dm shouts “You’re not here”

D&d Culture

based on @vampirefunkmetal​ ‘s very good post [here]

Hello Tumblypoos 😍

Here is the OFFICIAL list of 2021 Dashcon panels and activities (so far):

Additionally, we have unfortunately decided to cancel the Tumblr Prom due to unforeseen circumstances (explanation here). We hope you’ll all still have fun anyway ❤️

Have ideas for more panels? Let us know!

Buy your 2021 Dashcon Badge HERE!!!!!!!!!!

*Masks will not be required anywhere besides the ball pit/Super Hell room.

I won’t let this beautiful cursed mess go unseen by my followers

Reading this was like repeatedly taking a baseball bat to the skull

Thank you ❤️

Buy your 2021 Dashcon Badge HERE!!!!!!!!!!

oh no

oh YES!!!!

Get your 2021 Dashcon Premium Badge HERE!!!!!!!

#what in the actual fuck #theyre not kidding????? (via @kiarrashattered)

Dashcon 2021 Announcement: 

The panel mentioned above called “Parody Accounts: Tumblr, Trolling, and You” has been renamed “Parody Accounts: How Much More Obvious Do I Need to Get? Why Aren’t Any of These People Reading My Bio or Tags or Clicking Any Of My Links? How Many Ways Do I Need To Say It’s A Parody Before People Catch On? I Thought I Was Being Obvious This Time” until further notice.

Get your Dashcon 2021 Clown Badge/VIP Ball Pit Pass HERE!!!!!

Fuck it. Just kill me…

Not until you buy your Dashcon Day Pass! ;)

#oh boy #i was hoping 2021 would be a better year #i am now scared it won’t be (via @lemonelixir)

NEW PANEL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!

At the 2021 Dashcon, there will be a fun new panel called “Parody Accounts in the Age of No Reading Comprehension,” and instead of paying for a pass to get in, you actually get paid to go! $100 to every tumblr user who attends this panel!!! Please attend this panel!!!!!!!

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SAY SIKE RN

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The witches have come to lay their claim.

a pair of mischievous goblins examine their new charge

Ebony and Tenebrous were aghast.  “Did you hear what those fairies gave her? Beauty, grace and willingness to please? Bast’s tits, that’s a terrible thing to do to a kitten.“ Ten got up on her hind legs. “Never trust a flying thing that gives you a mouthful of glitter when you catch it. Come on, Eb, let’s give her our gifts.” “Like half a shrew? I tried giving her that, her dam shouted at me.“ “Quite right too,“ said Ten wisely, “it’s got be at least four weeks before she can manage the skulls. That’ll be my gift then. May you always be able to manage skulls. Big ones, small ones, beaky ones, mousey ones, any sort of skull.“ Ebony copied her sister’s pose. “And may you always catch the flying things. Then you’ll never be hungry, and that’s much better than fairy wishes.” *** Thirty years later, Alba was everyone’s favourite keeper at the zoo. Not only could she cure her colleagues’ headaches just by telling their skulls to give over, but she was the only person they’d ever know who could work alone in the emu enclosure…

Dermatologists HATE her! Scientists FEAR her! Hardened soldiers TREMBLE under her gaze! God DID NOT CREATE HER and she WILL TEAR THROUGH REALITY’S FABRIC!

....Jolene.

what if vampires aren't affected by the sun they all just heard the stories and decided not to push their luck

what if you CAN eat asbestos and construction companies have been hoarding their, delicious delicious asbestos for years

YOU. you get it

“What if there was a vampire equivalent of this”

lions are like transgendering lol

Explain

LOL theyre just transgedering :)

Game over, Republicans

Oh!!!! I got to see the first one in person, actually! She’s Mmamoriri from Mombo in Botswana! She was beautiful! And her pride is the group of lions often featured in nature documentaries since their main prey is cape buffalo, a huge and incredibly dangerous animal, resulting in some truly incredible battles between the species.

According to my guide, it was likely she had internal testes along with her external female genitalia, resulting in an increased testosterone level! It’s especially interesting just how dark her mane is, as black manes tend to only present in males with high testosterone. Fascinatingly, it presents not just as a mix of male and female physical traits, but also behaviors! 

Here’s a picture I took of Mmamoriri (left) with a male from her pride. As you can see, she’s got the full striking mane, but her face and body are much smaller than the male’s.

Apparently this mix of traits has made her EXTREMELY popular within the pride. She hunts and cares for the young with the lionesses, which helps greatly since her larger stature is a major asset in taking down the formidable buffalo they feed on, but also roars and has a mane, and is therefore able to chase off hyenas (which tend to be stronger than female lions and harass them/steal food/kill cubs) with the males. Mmamoriri has fully diversified her portfolio!

So she’s a kickass intersex lion who says fuck no to gender roles and in doing so has become a major asset to her pride!

It is, unfortunately, probably the result of inbreeding in her pride, which is cut off from wider populations by virtue of living on an island in the Okavango. She is infertile, like the previous maned lioness in the pride, Martina.