i cant relate to anyone who doesn’t constantly hold suicide in the back of their mind like a glowing exit sign

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES

ur favorite character fucking dies

sorry for ignoring you i was mentally dead

whom else love girls on this wednesday evening

why is taking time for yourself viewed as selfish

like buddy im barely keeping myself together give me a minute to catch my breath before you use me as a therapist again

english teacher explaining proper nouns: dont forget to capitalize!

marx:

i'm CRYING

why do potatoes have more chromosomes than us, what do they need them for??????????

thats none of your business

me: *eats something unhealthy* also me: if I drink a lot of water it’ll be ok

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

me: have you ever heard the sound of someone breaking down uncontrollably

friend: no

me: 

you: are you okay?

me: *looks off into the distance*

me: in theory.