Well, I'm gayer than originally thought

This is like a small child uncertainty taking a bite of their first piece of cake and then realizing that it’s the best damn thing they’ve ever eaten and shoving it all right into their face with grabby hands and just delighted. I love this kitty.

The best thing is the tail going when they look back at the stack. It’s just like “well that was fun…. THERE’S MORE”

Bastard Awakened

capybara

Guinea big.

what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood

Pretty sure that would mean the fellas drink tree sap or something. Imagine running from a vampire thru the woods and passing her husband who’s biting a tree real hard

Maple syrup vampire husband

Encounter: Maple syrup vampire husband drinking sap in the woods, also trying to lure you to his literally bloodthirsty wife.

The wife has the classic Villain Of The Night aesthetic, all black, flowing cape, everything, and her husband is wearing red flannel, overalls, a beard, and is welding a log-splitting axe

This person gets it! Classic vampire lady and her lumberjack husband!

I regret nothing

LUMBERDRAC

Imagine being lost on the Enterprise all alone and it’s just miles and miles of corridors like this

Oh, let me tell you a story…

I was a production assistant on “Deep Space Nine”. 

One day I was in a hurry, and decided to shave a half minute off my journey but zipping through a soundstage and out the other side. It was Stage Four, and held Ops, some personal quarters, Sisko’s quarters, the Cargo Bay.. and hallways. 

It was lit, because we were moving there later in the afternoon. I began jogging through the corridor and stopped right in the middle, where I could see neither end of the set piece. Suddenly, I WAS THERE. I was on the station. It was a complete alternate reality feeling, almost deja-vu, a deep familiarity. I paused, and a chill ran down my spine. 

But I was in a hurry, and my feet took me quickly to the end of the set, and I looked back… yep, just a lit set, all alone on the soundstage, nothing I hadn’t seen a thousand times. 

And yet. I had been there. On the station. For a split second, I was no longer on Stage Four, on the Paramount lot, in the middle of Los Angeles. I was in Bajoran space, on a station in the stars. It was only a moment… but the feeling and the memory has never, ever left me. 

Sometimes I wonder if anyone else experienced the same thing. 

I used to work on a film set built as streets of ancient Jerusalem. Regular thunderstorms would run through and people would usually just huddle to wait under arches or roofs, and then filming would resume.

One day we - the cast and crew and all- were just standing around in the rain under a covered passageway, passing lunch and scripts and things back and forth, and there were Roman soldiers chatting in their little groups and the crew moving things about and the Jewish Character Cast laughing and talking or discussing script stuff with the people in charge, in a close huddle-

and for a minute, there it was- Roman Occupied Jerusalem.

Us, the varied mob of people, Soldiers and Locals and craftsmen, huddled waiting for a quick spring rain to pass before resuming business as usual, sharing instruction or gossip or a few bites of lunch, while inhaling the heady smell of rain hitting the dusty streets.

We were there.

It actually happened a lot on that set. Very cool places, immersive sets. It’s a stage and for just a blink even you, a worker on that stage, are transported.

IM SCREAMING

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

more updates

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

He’s kind of a mini celebrity here, St. Louis takes its hockey seriously 😂 this is from a few weeks ago (Jan 2022, the winter classic)

This gets better every time I see it.

[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all a very pleasant evening" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant passover". Next to bugs is a photo of a small stack of matzo and the cup of Elijah. ]

yeah man we can tell

he looks like hes on the verge of sobbing

I had a dream last night that the Ferengi had discovered LinkedIn

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

post paused, let’s talk about this now

Spock’s bar mitzvah. He did not have fun

Image ID: two-panel black and white comic. The first panel is Spock sitting on a chair that's being lifted up by a group of people chanting "Hava Nagzla Hava" and "Hora! Hoho oooh!" Spock is wearing a kippah and gripping the bottom of the chair. The second panel is Amanda Grayson kissing Spock on the head. He looks shell-shocked and says "That was harrowing." Amanda says "Congrats Bubbula. You're a man now." End ID

My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.

You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.

You don’t know that

suddenly i’m into rugby

hey, what the fucking rugby about??

My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

I feel like a lot of people just don't know how to do it or are intimidated by the prospect. I was too, actually, and I couldn't find any good guides on how to do it (beyond basic formatting) and most guides boiled down to "just describe what you see and important details!" I really wanted to add alt text bc accessibility is important to me, but I would always get kinda stumped on how to do it.

But then I saw this image, I think in a discord server, and I immediately started doing it. It kinda broke the ice for me