Everything that's Anything Chris Evans

This isn’t freedom. This is fear.

I’ve been laughing at this for five minutes what are your faces 

["I NEED A HERO" PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND]

AND HE’S GOTTA BE FAST AND HE’S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE’S GOTTA BE Sam Wilson, specifically.

new favorite thing: Captain America throwing his dignity to the wind and curling up into a shrieking terrified ball of spangles

THIS STEVE WOULD’VE LOST A FIGHT TO PRE-SERUM STEVE

DO YOU SEE IT NOW?

What is happening to me

"I get fanmail. Nothing naughty, but a lot of chocolate."

all Bucky wanted to do was get some more tea and now this. Thanks a lot, Sam. You had to fuckin’ tell him, you ass.

WHEN BOYS GET ANGRY AND THEIR JAW DOES THE THING 

This is terrifying Angry boys are terrifying

but angry boys when they do the thing are fucking good looking

Chris Evans….I think the name that you are looking for is Chris Evans….

I don’t want to kill anyone. I don’t like bullies; I don’t care where they’re from.

captain-outoftime​:

guess what i got right here ;)

my dog trying to sleep

I have no problem talking to people. But when it happens in the face of you know 30 people, for some reason I have this really awful insecurity response where you just start dripping sweat.

y r white ppl obsessed with avocados 

idk wat ur talking about.