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Hollow And Heartless

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When It Is Dark Enough You Have No Choice
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Vulkan, kicking down the door: SIX MONTHS!
Horus: What's he talking about?
Alpharius: Uh, probably nothing-
Vulkan: FOR SIX MONTHS YOU LET ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT!
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Valdor: Where’s Leman? Can you find him?
Emperor: What do you expect? That I have him microchipped or something?
Valdor:...
Valdor: Do you?
Emperor:...
Emperor: Yeah, hold on.
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Emperor: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Leman without him noticing?
Malcador: Horus, any idea-
Horus: Hey, wolf boy, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Leman: *Takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Emperor: ...
Malcador:...
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Emperor: My sons, can I be frank with you?
Alpharius: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Omegon: Can I still be Alpharius?
Alpharius: Shh, let Frank speak.
Emperor:...
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Konrad: What’s this called, by the way?
Fulgrim: … A party?
Fulgrim: Do you not… have parties on Nostramo?
Konrad: *Shakes head while devouring a piece of cake*
Fulgrim: Not even on your birthdays??
Konrad: What’s that?
Fulgrim: NO BIRTHDAYS EITHER???
Horus: Fulgrim, focus-
Fulgrim: THEY DON’T HAVE BIRTHDAYS, HORUS! *grasping Horus’ face* THIS. IS. SERIOUS!
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Malcador: Today I realised I'm old.
Valdor: What happened?
Malcador: I fell in the Throne room and instead of laughing, the Emperor came running to see if I was ok.
Valdor:...
Malcador: I saw fear in his eyes.
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A non-exhaustive list of things that happen in Warframe out of context:

(Spoilers, if you can even tell what I'm talking about)

  • An ultracapitalist warlord is harrasing cyborg kids for a comic book. You can help the kids by pulling sick skateboard tricks. The reward is a playable magical girl (who also pulls sick skateboard tricks).
  • A megacorporation has made the stock exchange into a bloodsport.
  • Your grandad tries to corrupt a computer. The only way to stop him is by jumping into cyberspace and blasting orchestral dubstep at him.
  • A room on your ship has been taken over by talking cancer cells. This is entirely beneficial to you.
  • An autistic child figured out who the main antagonist of the universe is. Some people did a cult about it.
  • The Pope of Capitalism is hiding in his own pocket dimension. You fight him by throwing a disc at ghosts.
  • Some of the characters you play have built-in weaponry. One of them has a built-in cat.
  • The alternate reality version of you has been trapped in a storybook fighting a one-person rebellion against a mad child king.
  • Sometimes you get attacked by the pinnacle of edgelords who is also your grandad's boytoy. He is a pushover, but somehow his disciples aren't.
  • You gain the ability to own and pilot a big ship. For unexplained reasons the ship is powered by a mummified finger in a jar.
  • One time you pilot a robot ghost to fight soldiers in space while a ship captain sings a shanty at you.
  • Turns out your adoptive mother is really your adoptive mother masquerading as your adoptive mother. Her ex blames you for this.
  • The final objective of a climactic story mission involves you helping your mother fight her abusive ex and preventing the corpse of your grandmother from eating the sun.
  • The leading scientist of a now long-dead empire has gone missing. You need to help his husband and their three talking pets fight living mannequin arms using a spellbook.
  • Time travel exists, and its main purpose is to stop Y2K, which actually happened.
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