Happy Halloween! Please enjoy these terrifying new masturbation sleeves from Fleshlight.

this is really the funniest thing ive ever seen

THE WHEEZING

me, watching AH play ‘emily wants to play’ in VR: cool cool ryan: 

me: 

Being a nature photographer seems great, maybe I should try…

☹️ that’s so mean

😂😂😂😂😂😂 omggggg, this is why when i first started art i was so self conches

Self. Conches. 🐚

Hey Guys~

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this is his favorite

the most important halloween post

A rococo toad [also known as the Schneider’s toad, Rhinella schneideri; formerly Bufo paracnemis] found on a porch in Brazil. When threatened these toads [and most species of toads] will hunker down, rendering themselves completely invisible. Images by Andrew Haucke, and uploaded by Toadilytoads.com

im petty in the most discreet ways u may talk slick to me but if ya spoons go missing n u only got 1 left or ya toilet roll on the other side of the roll or ya microwave on its lowest setting jus kno it was me u bitch

Hello! 😀🐸 Psycho eats specially selected Psycho-sized crickets, fingers, and occasionally Wayne’s bottom!

Excellent peeking with Tiny!

Dinner adventures with Wayne! (ALL of your crickets are for Wayne!)

@squishfrog

I caught my chicken sleeping on the job. x