Stuart Lippincott - 2019
Rampart Lakes, August 2018
*warm and cozy drawing parlor with oak wainscots*
“We’re redoing the walls with a slate blue woven cane wallpaper and an acanthus frieze!”
I’m gonna guess that they aren’t normally allowed to sit on the furniture.
That dog on the table would be T-Posing if it could
“We have every opportunity and every encouragement before us, to form the noblest purest constitution on the face of the earth. We have it in our power to begin the world over again.”
— Thomas Paine, Common Sense
REAAALLLLYYYY
“Maybe I’ll shoot every rat.”
“And then they’ll make a movie about you called downfall.”
“Nice.”
Shoutout to Cernnunos
maybe instead of getting mad at me when you come down the stairs to see a bowl of freshly churned butter on the island counter you should get mad at yourself for leaving a bowl of fresh cream out when you’re aware of my passions
My new political ideology is getting psyched about the ice caps melting
Environmental Acceleration(Acceptance?)
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of you will understand this.
Some people appreciate these jokes, some don’t, and the division is clear.
So some fun facts about me and my brother who’s way older than me
my brother is fair skinned (turns pink from sun)and had a red beard growing up. He has straight brown hair with a bend to it.
I’m olive skinned and bronze from the sun, curly haired (thick brown locks), but we both have green eyes.
Both green eyes.
Irish/Italian can lead to funny stuff.
We both talk like we’re from Chicago when we get angry for some reason.
OH and fun fact he sings like Fat Mike from NOFX no matter what he does. It’s fucking great
I’m more of a Dean Martin/Tom Waits/Mike Patton singing
Thierry De Cordier