the passengers on oceangate are dead (they imploded) and they confirmed the debris was from the submersible but the shit that has me fucking losing it is that the logitech controller made it out almost unscathed

lol. lmao even.

as much as I want this to be real, it is unfortunately fake.

as of right now, no images of the debris have been released to the public. there have been multiple fake images, a popular one of underwater trash from 2004 is being spread around.

this image in particular is most likely photoshop. there is no way on earth that a shitty 30 dollar controller would survive a massive violent implosion. those things break when you drop them from 4 feet off the ground

however, it is super fucking funny

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

robert pattinson singlehandedly destroying every single joker before he’s even put the suit on

why were prezis ever a thing. who was like “i wish this powerpoint could give me motion sickness”

My drunk ass aimed my phone inside a chip bag and the flash reflected hardcore and got this crazy unedited photo

Hold up, is this possibly the explanation for:

If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes

“ No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative,” or some shit like that. You say ‘big mood.’ And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say ‘then perish’“

“And if you want to shine them on it’s ‘’begone thot"

“Begone, thot“

“Yeah, or ‘pee your pants’. And if someone gets upset you say, ‘stay in your lane’! Or you can do combinations.”

“Perish, thot.“

“That’s great! See, you’re getting it!”

“Big mood“

He dabs as he sinks into the lava at the end

Craigslist

I just had a realization.

Vegeta knows what “clown” means.

Saiyans had clowns.

yes at least one, his name is vegeta

Acclaimed horror mangaka junji ito whipping

Acclaimed horror mangaka junji ito whipping

OH MY GOD

They should’ve kept it.

The thrilling saga continues :

The adventures of Master Fucked himself and Count I-do-anal.