Born to kill

Born to feel

Happy activation day RK800-51

Art by Muha

it's fucking crazy to me how we figured out how to put sound on things that don't usually make sound, and not only that, very Specific sounds. like in theory i know it has something to do with grooves or whatever but also i have no idea how that works or how anyone figured it out. like what do you MEAN you got a human voice on this wax cylinder sheet of vinyl string of wire piece of tape acrylic circle whatever the fuck. and computer files?? if i hadn't grown up exposed to this shit i would probably think it was witchcraft because even now i think it must be some kind of magic. like girl why is the plastic singing? how did you do that? and it's fucking bob dylan! i've met him! that's a real guy! you didn't just invent a voice, you took his and put it on the plastic! fucking crazy, man.

The Highest Room in the Tallest Tower 🏰🐉

Connor + smiling

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