A couple of Elvira's best magazine covers!

I love this picture. Sultry, come hither stare out the bars, oral fixation prop in mouth, loose oversized shirt + NO PANTIES. One leg lifted up revealing a peek at his exposed rabbit hole. Jailhouse FISH god damn he was ahead of his time

happy 4/20 everyone

Hi speaking of medical literacy for trans people, transfems pls check out the website Transfeminine Science, especially their introductory article on feminizing HRT

Non-transfems can reblog this as well btw

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

Every Taylor Swift song

Master doc that contains different resources and support for many countries including Palestine, Congo, Haiti, Hawai’i, etc ((op is underneath the link))

[ID: Tweet by Nanu's eyebrows 🇹🇹❤️🔱… @ Seaweedlagoon which reads: "I'd appreciate if you guys would spread around my master document that not only contains support for Palestine but other countries as well, I'm updating it with resources for Puerto Rico, Lebanon and Trinidad and Tobago tomorrow!" With a link to the above doc/End ID]

AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel

i’m not talking about those two sided ones. i’m not talking about bottom surgery. i mean literally a strap you can take on and off that you can feel like a real dick. get with the program guys. i’d be anti brain chips until they gave me a hot swappable cock

If anyone is looking for a keffiyeh, a friend of a friend in Palestine has partnered with an existing factory after their tourism business has been out of work. They finally got a website and a distributor and you can buy them here

Posting again since I just got mine!

One struggle 🫡

if we keep getting fatter and hornier we can abolish all world militaries by 2026

whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision