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i am officially unbanned from neopets.com

this reads like a joke but it’s really not. i was banned as a kid (for being hacked, which support claimed did not exist on neopets and that i must have cheated for someone to get my password). they were starting “the purge” ie permanent execution of my pets soon. i got this email this morning after what’s about my 15th serious attempt to retrieve it. 

its been 11 years. neopets is the longest, hardest, and most stressful game i have ever played. 

finally… his tears are dry

@velteris ask and you shall receive,  @huesofthemorning found most of these cause they gay

wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try

tfw no gf

*stands in front of the bathroom door doing the dangan ronpa pose*

like this

I had another pic planned for today, but I had to draw her! This Zelda from Link between worlds is great <3 I can’t wait to play with her in Super smash bros Ultimate

荻pote@2日目A-04a on Twitter: “図書室の精 https://t.co/rQXY6Y6QCP”

when you catch someone trying to take a candid photo of you.

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

where are you gonna keep it

:)

I don’t like this post very much

hmmm

with every new update we get closer to 2006 MySpace

“you only seem to date certain kinds of women”

yes

the women that allow me to date them