*11:11* me: I wi- *11:12*

1lb Burrito baby (w/ hundo for scale).

this is the money burrito. reblog for money and burritos to come your way

Y’ALL THE MONEY BURRITO WORKED!!! I JUST GOT NOTIFIED I WAS APPROVED FOR A $2,500 SCHOLARSHIP FOR NEXT SEMESTER!! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

Reblog in 20 seconds or this spider will appear in your bed tonight

yo fuck this post

Fuck this whole thing delete this pls

not even taking a chance man

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

OKAY LEGIT I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY. ME AND MY PARTNER ARE IN SUCH A TIGHT SPOT FOR MONEY ATM AS WE ARE SAVING FOR A DEPOSIT ON A HOUSE. I GOT PAID DOUBLE WHAT I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET AND SO DID HE AND HONESTLY I CRIED SO MUCH TODAY IM SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED

Positive vibes!!!!!

yall see the words gay, pussy, or despacito and instantly smash that reblog button huh 

A Straight: I didn’t know you were gay.

Me: I didn’t know you were straight.

A Straight:

Me:

mood

a lot of people these days are afraid to show fruit and vegetables being thrown through a cascade of water and that’s fucked up

there is NOTHING shameful about this

Hello and welcome to the Safari Zone, for just $500 you can throw rocks at endangered species.

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

After hours, Mark Broyer

Diana Ross, 1969

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HOOOOOOHMYGOOOOOOOD!!!!!!! 💀💀💀💀