Dry lips.
In Japanese, the word koi is a homophone for another word that means affection or love. In Japanese culture, Koi fish symbolize love and friendship. via spewintothiss
me: y’all never gon catch me listening to yeehaw music. miss me with that corny shit
*high horse by kacey musgraves comes on*
me:
idea: bath bombs but when they r done doing a fizzle, there’s a tiny sea monster/creature instead of the prizes they sometimes do
ive never even used or eaten a bath bomb before thank you so much
teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people
me:
I actually just snorted out blood
Alsjdhsishdhsusjs I really don’t want to agree with this but also true
i need everyone who reblogged this to reconsider
I let out a large sigh of disappointment after reading this.
game: you need to actually use the block button me:
This woman has changed my life
me: hey mom look what i got
mom: it better not be a frog
me:
When you tell him to stop kissing your neck and he asks why:
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
Fuck it.
One last time
please unmute
UNMUTE
Do it