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well
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“Thoughts and prayers”
“Don’t tread on me”
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i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here
are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????
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concept
me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)
my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?
me: drops my crystalline wineglass
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me baking: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!
me cleaning up: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck
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You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum.
girlsfrommars
Im sorry he wrote a fucking what
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do you ever wish you could unmeet someone…. like,, we had fun times,, but it’s time for me to wipe my memory Sorry Bud
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These are all from the same episode
I’m bottom right
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me getting my heart ripped out of my chest: okay first off, mood,
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maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted
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sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass