they’re called. th. they’re called responsibilities bechause theyh keep fucking respawnjng

good morning to this legend <3

In case anyone is wondering why Bezos singled out Anya

feeling the weight of the unlived life today girls

Burden bearing hips

one thing you have to understand is sometimes a girl will express her need to kill and you just have to be understanding. this is natural just like shoplifting

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

Just some fun history

the zoo is closed forever because a zookeeper developed psychic powers and is using her mind to fling penguins at anyone who tries to stop her

oh GOD FORBID a woman does ANYTHING THESE DAYS !

gamepad button letters EXPLAINED!

A = Accept B = Back Y = Y not X = 😘

real

hey bestie! just letting you know i’m transforming into something unspeakable

VIOLA DAVIS PORTER Magazine