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quackquackbread

@quackquackbread-blog / quackquackbread-blog.tumblr.com

We're a bunch of ducks walking around on a keyboard. There is also a human who clicks for us.
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melowtune

“Video games are hard but you gotta do em. Ya just gotta” –Judith Butler

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The past couple of years of trying to care about my mental and physical health has helped a lot in terms of how I interact with people, which is good because I don't want to be an awful crazy person who is impossible to deal with, but that's definitely what I started turning into. If only it was as easy to get rid of bad ideas and bad behaviour as it is to pick up bad habits.

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screwrocknroll

Definitive list of whales, ranked.

  1. Right Whale: It has an upside-down head — a bold move that pays off.
  2. Sperm Whale: Has a silly name but really excels in all areas of being a whale: staying underwater, fighting squid, spraying sonar around the sea, looking like an ocean bus. Having teeth rather than baleen means not having to eat krill.
  3. Narwhal: Sea unicorn that has ocean sword fights. Slightly less cool when you realize its horn is actually a big tooth, making it the whale version of this.
  4. Orca: Doesn’t look anything like the other whales and hangs out around the Pacific Northwest, so it’s basically the hipster whale. Eats real food like seals rather than krill. Was in Free Willy, but, then again, was in Free Willy. Kind of an asshole, but you can’t argue with success. Secret shame: actually a dolphin.
  5. Humpback Whale: Basic canonical whale. Has good press. Bit too mainstream, really.
  6. Beluga Whale: Ongoing experiment in whether white privilege applies to cetaceans.
  7. Blue Whale: Coasting on its size; must try harder.
  8. Gray Whale: Blue whale that’s smaller and more boring.
  9. Minke Whale: Kinda puny for a whale.
  10. Fin Whale: Second biggest animal in the world, i.e. the first loser. Described by Roy Chapman Andrews as the “greyhound of the sea,” and we all know what Captain Hank Murphy of Sealab said about greyhounds. (”Too pointy.”)
  11. Beaked whale: You are not a bird, please reconsider your choices.
  12. Pilot Whale: Dolphin with ideas above its station.
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jhermann

I may disagree with some of the particulars of these results but I can’t fault the methodology

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motiya

Be careful who you get close to because when you do get close you start to grow together. You start to mix thoughts, ideas, and actions. Like how two plants growing next to each other have tangled roots. It can be the most enriching thing or the hardest thing to take apart.

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I'm so proud of myself for getting over 70 likes on a YouTube comment. If anyone tells you I have no ambition, they are lying.

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