A Year 8 student just looked me right in the eyes and asked if I a) “liked wolves” and b) “liked alphas” … I deserve an OSCAR for keeping my cool… these children thinking they can ask me, and elder millennial, about ABO in my place of work???

The DISRESPECT

They think I don’t know

That’s what they find funny

They think I. Don’t. KNOW

But I know

And now I know

That they know.

Anya has no idea of the power she wields

I only have one criticism of ATLA production and it is that instead of putting Utkarsh Ambudkar in piles of old man make up, they should have cast a massively ripped old man. We were robbed of a gilf.

I think ATLA is going to be Netflix’s game of thrones for teens and elder millennials

Me before Episode 1, managing my expectations: it’s just a tv show, it’s not a big deal, I’m sure they know to at least be better than the movie that shall not be named.

Me after Episode 1, a sobbing emotional wreck: WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT, why must I feel??? GYATSOOOOOO!!! won’t someone carve out my heart and end my torment???

I’m not ready for Episode 2