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DID YOU GUYS KNOW THERE IS A BIKER GANG CALLED RESCUE INK THAT BREAKS UP DOGFIGHTING RINGS, CONFRONTS ANIMAL ABUSERS, CONFISCATES NEGLECTED ANIMALS AND INVESTIGATES STOLEN ANIMALS
YOU CAN READ MORE ABOUT THIS BADASSERY HERE
Pretty soon The Onion will be the place we go for facts instead of jokes.
Favorite Artists: BEYONCÉ
“We teach girls to shrink themselves, to make themselves smaller. We say to girls: “You can have ambition, but not too much. You should aim to be successful, but not too successful, otherwise, you will threaten the man.” […] We raise girls to see each other as competitors; not for jokes or for accomplishments […], but for the attention of men. We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are.”
Feminist: a person who believes in the social, political and economic equality of the sexes.
-weight -appearance -intelligence (or lack of) -skills (or lack of) -weird hobbies -friends (or lack of) -body -personality -family -religion
look at ur tummy. pat it gently. it is so cute.
look at ur thighs and your butt. wiggle them. they are so cute.
look at all of your body parts. blow kisses at them and tell them they are so cute.
DO NOT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT THEM. EVEN IF SOMETIMES YOU GET MAD AT THEM THEY ARE PART OF YOU AND THEY ARE SO CUTE AND YOU ARE SO CUTE.
i know there are daddy doms, but are grand-daddy doms a thing?
if ur a good girl for grandpappy, you can have a werther’s original
Burn this whole post
YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU
ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME
I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER
H E L P
Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can
what have you done
We think in concepts Concepts have no volume Because a thought is the loudest silence of all.
whoa there socrates
“what’s your favorite position in bed?”
near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging
i will never not reblog obama’s failed puns
The most powerful dad in the world naturally tells the most powerful dad jokes in the world.
time to swing (I did not make these)
