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Friend: hoe don't do it
Me: miles teller did 99% of the drumming in whiplash
Friend: oh my god
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miLES
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Andrew Neiman’s sweaty ill-fitting v-neck appreciation post
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FUCK OFF, JOHNNY UTAH, TURN MY PAGES BITCH
Whiplash (2014)
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Me looking at miles: I'M UPSET
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geminihost-deactivated20160701
can god send me a cute guy who doesnt take years to reply to my texts
teacher: i’m gonna-
me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”
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Me: *listens to spaces* Me: I’m not going to cry 1D: who’s gonna be the first to say good byeeeeee Me: ZAYN WAS FUK
winfieldblue
girl: so u wanna fuck with the lights on or off bae?
me: *thinks about the electricity bill*
me: in the dark ;)
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When you put a new profile picture on facebook and everyone’s liking it
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MASHUP
Uptown Funk + Get’cha Head in the Game, High School Musical
(Tumblr Audio version)
thehedaheart
OLD WORLD AND NEW COLLIDE OH MY
My life has changed forever
i wish i was a boy instead of a girl they dont have periods and they dont get as many unwelcome sexual comments as girls do
viderudeath
boys have to deal with girls on their periods
neednt
shove a cactus in your anus buddy
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*GETS FURIOUSLY JEALOUS OVER LITTLE THINGS THAT DONT MATTER*
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My New Years Resolutions for 5sos
- Michael: deep condition your hair we’re concerned
- Calum: more tattoos pls
- Luke: a tattoo pls
- Ashton: CUT YOUR HAIR YOU HIPPIE
- more EPs
- if u don’t kno live
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NO WAY I WANT TO SEE THEIR REACTION WHEN THEY REALIZE THIS
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ashtontopia
Can we talk about how beautiful he looks here?
some-5sos-smut
No