carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?

Shes just making it stronger by increasing the total amount of bricks. Shes saving your life

Queen of throwing bricks and saving my life

i've had several retail and food service jobs and they were all so much harder than whatever i'm doing in this office right now. it honestly feels like cheating. service industry workers should be paid $100 per hour with full benefits including the right to kill one customer per year

tumblr holidays:

some ones i missed:

a few more:

Tumblr is reinventing the medieval calendar, replacing the barren linear sameness of capitalism with frequent cyclical saints’ days and celebrations, and I for one support us

I nominate March 23rd as Boat Stuck Day.

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

Please

Gf calls me a domestic terrorist bc this pipe’s bomb

my chickens havent hatched yet but i think im just gonna start counting them now

just the one yeah

???????????what does this even mean??????????????

Go a little fart

be ded

Venus in Virgo - Mysterious Maiden 

                                                                                       Mahatma Gandhi 

The heart beats for love and love is a sublime labour for Venus in Virgo. There is no dramatic display of affection or obsession, but rather deep sensitivity to her partner’s essential needs. The individual is rarely seduced by appearances or games, she is rather swayed by brilliant minds, interesting conversationalists, and supportive people. Her self perceived inadequacies and faults can make her overly self conscious in relationships and social situations, she may hold back her emotion at vital moments and seem disconnected from partners despite feeling the opposite. The individual can be remarkably hard to read as a lover, often going to extremes to conceal vulnerabilities and weakness for fear of seeming imperfect and being left. This can be entirely self generated. Lovers adore her for being the person she is, nothing more and nothing less. They love her despite her flaws, which she feels are so disgraceful. 

Venus in Virgo people are sensually responsive and require intimacy and sex on a constant and routine basis. The individual can be ultra tactile and tenderly considerate of her lover during intimacy, she may find it difficult to dominate or express her own needs. It may be through simple acts like pulling the blanket over her cold lover or having their morning tea waiting that her feelings come on display. Harmony is important in relationships and the individual is likely repelled by disrespect, petty drama, and loud and disruptive displays. A consistent level of simplicity and mutual teamwork maintains the balance in relationships. She may be shy when first meeting people but she transforms into a talkative, engaging, and loud butterfly once trust is generated. Internal, inherent, and destructive feelings of inner shame can build layers around her heart. She may feel that if she reveals her true self that she will be rejected or left. Her lack of confidence around partners can be debilitating.

The individual awakens a sweet delight and feeling of contentment when serving and assisting other people. She is always looking for a way she could help, advise, or support loved ones. There may be a lot of sacrifices made on behalf of other people, but she feels most at ease with herself when she is offering something to causes larger than her. She is very in tune with the anxieties and personal rituals of partners, and she will go to great lengths to ensure they have nothing to worry about. It’s common for Venus in Virgo people to just sit and listen as a form of help, to offer gentle contributions and practical advice, to remain nonjudgemental and open hearted. And there is nobody the Venus in Virgo lover would rather serve and support than her partner, it gives her a sense of purpose and belonging. The mind is a conduit for love here, and it’s through intellectual rapport that true intimacy begins to blossom, a Venus in Virgo garden painted in the perfect image, a place for someone special to rest their weary wings. 

-Cherry

art: Kurtis Rykovich

“Anxiety disorder” sounds so morose from now on I’m telling people I have Clinical Heebie Jeebies

Medical Grade Willies

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

Same energy

Lmao

Screaminggggg

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I die

He's our king

white boy summer getting an early start i see

love how that lady in the bg doesnt even notice him

No one commenting on his padawan braid?

I hope he’s having a good day

If you're a side sleeper, get your shots on the side you do not sleep on.

what if you sleep like a rotisserie chicken

Then you're going to have to wing it.

tumblr staff just intrigues me. remember when they designed a guy fieri banner that linked to his wiki or whatever for his birthday? and now they have a whole themed world sleep day promo. someone sat in an office somewhere and said, "you know what our userbase wants? to celebrate guy fieri's birthday. you know what we should encourage our users to do? log off and go to sleep." i am fascinated by these decisions. i would love to be a fly on the wall in a staff meeting, just once. who are these people and how do their minds work.

me and the bestie