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Shepherd of Fire

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Firefly Sentence Starters

  • “We’ve done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.”
  • “We’re not gonna die. We can’t die, ______. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.”
  • “Sweetie, we’re crooks. If everything were right, we’d be in jail.”
  • “______, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.”
  • “Oh yeah, this is gonna go great.”
  • “Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?”
  • “Everyone always does. That’s what makes us special.”
  • “Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also, certain… bullets.”
  • “Well, you were right about this being a bad idea.”
  • “Say that to my face.”
  • “Doesn’t concern us.”
  • “It kinda concerns me.”
  • “______? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.”
  • “Time for some thrilling heroics.”
  • “Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?”
  • “Oh, I’m good. Best thing for everyone. I’m right there with you.”
  • “Looked bigger when I couldn’t see him.”
  • “When that happens, let me know.”
  • “The man’s taken an irrational dislike to me.”
  • “My work’s illegal, but at least it’s honest.”
  • “And I never back down from a fight.”
  • “Yes, you do! You do all the time!”
  • “It wasn’t entirely a disaster.”
  • “Just means you ain’t dead.”
  • “That’s good. You lie there and be ironical.”
  • “We’re lost… lost in the woods.”
  • “Possibly you’re not recalling some of his previous plans.”
  • “Well, that pretty much covers all the options, don’t it?”
  • “I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and… some of its made up, and… some of it can’t be quantified, and… there’s secrets.”
  • “I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.”
  • “Oh, I’m going to the special hell.”
  • “Who is this diabolical master of disguise?”
  • “It doesn’t matter… it’ll still be there… waiting.”
  • “You are very much lacking in imagination.”
  • “Well. Looks can be deceiving.”
  • “Huh. I’m starting to like this plan.”
  • “Maybe I’ll give him a tattoo while he’s out.”
  • “You stop flapping that pretty mouth at me.”
  • “Just once I’d like things to go according to the gorram plan.”
  • “Two by two. Hands of blue. Two by two.”
  • “Ah, the pitter-patter of tiny feet, in huge combat boots. SHUT UP!”
  • “No power in the ‘verse can stop me.”
  • “Is there any way I’m gonna get out of this with honor and dignity?”
  • “You are my beautiful sister.”
  • “I-I threw up on your bed.”
  • “Yep. Definitely my sister.”
  • “Now I’m learning about scary.”
  • “We’re starting a book club?”
  • “Grenades?”
  • “Oh, yes. Thank you, dear.”
  • “Seemed like the thing to do.”
  • “I’m confused.”
  • “Please, nobody died last time.”
  • “My food is problematic.”
  • “It does, I’m just gonna watch.”
  • “Don’t strain your brain trying. You might break something.”
  • “That hat makes you look like an idiot.”
  • “Sorry. I didn’t mean to startle.”
  • “I suppose you heard most of that?”
  • “Only because I was eavesdropping.”
  • “ ‘Cause I’m pretty?”
  • “ ‘Cause you’re pretty.”
  • “That’s a popular theory.”
  • “He takes so much looking after.”
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Firefly Sentence Starters

  • “We’ve done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.”
  • “We’re not gonna die. We can’t die, ______. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.”
  • “Sweetie, we’re crooks. If everything were right, we’d be in jail.”
  • “______, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that.”
  • “Oh yeah, this is gonna go great.”
  • “Can we maybe vote on the whole murdering people issue?”
  • “Everyone always does. That’s what makes us special.”
  • “Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms. I realize certain words were exchanged. Also, certain… bullets.”
  • “Well, you were right about this being a bad idea.”
  • “Say that to my face.”
  • “Doesn’t concern us.”
  • “It kinda concerns me.”
  • “______? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.”
  • “Time for some thrilling heroics.”
  • “Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?”
  • “Oh, I’m good. Best thing for everyone. I’m right there with you.”
  • “Looked bigger when I couldn’t see him.”
  • “When that happens, let me know.”
  • “The man’s taken an irrational dislike to me.”
  • “My work’s illegal, but at least it’s honest.”
  • “And I never back down from a fight.”
  • “Yes, you do! You do all the time!”
  • “It wasn’t entirely a disaster.”
  • “Just means you ain’t dead.”
  • “That’s good. You lie there and be ironical.”
  • “We’re lost… lost in the woods.”
  • “Possibly you’re not recalling some of his previous plans.”
  • “Well, that pretty much covers all the options, don’t it?”
  • “I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and… some of its made up, and… some of it can’t be quantified, and… there’s secrets.”
  • “I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.”
  • “Oh, I’m going to the special hell.”
  • “Who is this diabolical master of disguise?”
  • “It doesn’t matter… it’ll still be there… waiting.”
  • “You are very much lacking in imagination.”
  • “Well. Looks can be deceiving.”
  • “Huh. I’m starting to like this plan.”
  • “Maybe I’ll give him a tattoo while he’s out.”
  • “You stop flapping that pretty mouth at me.”
  • “Just once I’d like things to go according to the gorram plan.”
  • “Two by two. Hands of blue. Two by two.”
  • “Ah, the pitter-patter of tiny feet, in huge combat boots. SHUT UP!”
  • “No power in the ‘verse can stop me.”
  • “Is there any way I’m gonna get out of this with honor and dignity?”
  • “You are my beautiful sister.”
  • “I-I threw up on your bed.”
  • “Yep. Definitely my sister.”
  • “Now I’m learning about scary.”
  • “We’re starting a book club?”
  • “Grenades?”
  • “Oh, yes. Thank you, dear.”
  • “Seemed like the thing to do.”
  • “I’m confused.”
  • “Please, nobody died last time.”
  • “My food is problematic.”
  • “It does, I’m just gonna watch.”
  • “Don’t strain your brain trying. You might break something.”
  • “That hat makes you look like an idiot.”
  • “Sorry. I didn’t mean to startle.”
  • “I suppose you heard most of that?”
  • “Only because I was eavesdropping.”
  • “ ‘Cause I’m pretty?”
  • “ 'Cause you’re pretty.”
  • “That’s a popular theory.”
  • “He takes so much looking after.”
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                  ❝  —– I  THINK  YOU’RE  LYING   to  me .  So  I’m  going  to                  ask  you  again ;  What  really  went  down  while  I  was  gone ?  ❞

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“I am not lying! Everything was fine. Had a little scare with a few storms but other than than everything was peachy.”

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mf-martian

HOW MUCH DOES UR SIGN GIVE A FUCK

pretends not to give a fuck but are actually cringing deep down inside about that awkward thing they did years ago: taurus, virgo

has no chill whatsoever and does not give a fuck: gemini, leo, libra, aquarius, aries

nicely gives a fuck out of consideration so they don’t hurt ur feelings: cancer, pisces

just wants 2 fuck: scorpio, sagittarus, capricorn

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“I have to be honest… this car is stolen.” [lcmalheur]

DARK, THRILLING, AND/OR CRIMINAL SENTENCE STARTERS

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Hana stared at the young man in the driver’s seat,anger prominently displayed in her hazel eyes. Thisis why she had anger issues. This nonsense right here.

“See -- see this is why I want to punch you. This right here!”

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DARK, THRILLING, AND/OR CRIMINAL SENTENCE STARTERS. [PT1] [PT2]
  • “I’m scared.”
  • “Are you hurt?”
  • “Are you scared?”
  • “Is this even legal?”
  • “Just trust me.”
  • “We’re locked in!”
  • “I know what I’m doing.”
  • “It’s too dark in here.”
  • “Why are we here?”
  • “They have a gun…”
  • “They have a knife…”
  • “Grab what you need, and let’s go.”
  • “Be quiet. Don’t let them see you.”
  • “Choose your victim.”
  • “We don’t have to do this.”
  • “They’re coming for us.”
  • “How do you know how to do that?”
  • “What the fuck are you doing in here?”
  • “We’re getting out of here unseen.”
  • “Something moved over there.”
  • “Do you have the stuff?”
  • “So, what’s the plan?”
  • “It’s not safe here.”
  • “This is your fault.”
  • “We’ve gotta go. Now.”
  • “Hey, how drunk are you?”
  • “Hey, how high are you?”
  • “Is that… a dead body?”
  • “We’re not alone in here…”
  • “What do you need me to do?”
  • “It’s not safe here, you should go.”
  • “I can’t believe you stole that!”
  • “Hey, stay close to me. Got it?”
  • “If they catch us, we’re dead.”
  • “… There’s no signal out here.”
  • “Where’s the money you owe me?”
  • “Have you ever done this before?”
  • “Did you bring what I asked?”
  • “I saw you steal that…”
  • “I think I dropped my weapon.”
  • “This is the last time I ever do this.”
  • “Shit, the cops are coming!”
  • “Wait. I think I heard footsteps.”
  • “We shouldn’t be doing this.”
  • “The cops are looking for us.”
  • “What the fuck is that?!”
  • “You’re gonna get hurt.”
  • “Next time, I’ll kill you.”
  • “It’s my first time doing this.”
  • “You’re gonna get us caught.”
  • “You seriously got high without me?”
  • “You seriously got drunk without me?”
  • “I’m never doing this with you again.”
  • “How’d you get all this money?”
  • “What are you doing out here?”
  • “What if something goes wrong?”
  • “I have a bad feeling about this.”
  • “I’ve never gotten high before…”
  • “I’ve never gotten drunk before…”
  • “What the fuck did you do now?”
  • “Let’s go and do something bad.”
  • “Whatever it was, it wasn’t human.”
  • “So are we getting high, or what?”
  • “I’ll kill the asshole that did this to you.”
  • “It seems like you’ve done this before.”
  • “I have to be honest… this car is stolen.”
  • “What do you mean this isn’t your car?!”
  • “I shouldn’t have let you talk me into this.”
  • “What do you mean this isn’t your house?!”
  • “That’s… a lot of drugs you’ve got there.”
  • “Please tell me you brought a weapon with you.”
  • “We don’t have to do this, we can turn around.”
  • “How much time will they give us if we get caught?”
  • “Watch the door for me? I’ll be out in five minutes.”
  • “Maybe it’s the drugs, but I swear I heard someone…”
  • “This is literally the worst fucking time to hurt your leg!”
  • “Are you about to go do something illegal? Count me in.”
  • “The engine is dead and we’re in the middle of nowhere. Fucking great.”
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