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What’s your fantasy?
I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.
reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true
I crave human connection, so I search online for it.
Hercules (1997)
Capybara Facts (by Z Gosck)
And I especially hated this summer. See you in hell! 👋🏻👋🏻
how are all these scottish people so like……right all the time
I’m going to save all the Tinder dick pics I get and make a mural. It’ll be magically, or horrifying.. we will see..
The life of a cat is dangerous and difficult
Sometimes, I just really wanna scoop my eyeballs out of my head and stab into my own carotid artery. That’s normal right
Sobbed like a idiot going through my sons baby clothes as I get ready to get rid of them
a detailed list of things I hate:
Being alone.. like completely alone
Almost back to pre-baby weight. Divorce - it does a body good.
