this book is so clearly designed for people who have not experienced a decade plus of high dosage uninterrupted tumblr poisoning because to me this whole section reads somewhat like “enjoyers of food and beverages may be surprised to hear about ‘bread’ and ‘water’”

FAQ/Guidelines

FAQ/Guidelines

God works at lady foot locker

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

i wanna see him whimper

bust... or maybe i'll take it all!

まっこいさんはTwitterを使っています: 「一瞬初音ミクに見えたな https://t.co/WLn2bGt3ad」 / Twitter

The outside influence (OC)

if someone told me my blood smelled and tasted good i would be over the moon. this is on account of my nature

*about to pass out from blood loss* haha you think i’m good? tell me i’m good. i’m g

"...hhhzzzzmmm...mmmMMMZZZZZZzzz....zzzzzZZZMMMNNNnnnn....zzzzZZZZZzz....zzZZZMMMMNNNnnnn...."

"...more..."

not you.

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

“Tom” 1970s

whenever someone calls USAmerican English the 'movie accent' I remember how somewhere last year I was on a train when suddenly the silence was broken by an american voice behind me somewhere and I immediately thought "Oh no, someones playing their tiktoks out loud again" and automatically turned around to put a face to my annoyance like you do when someones driving bad, and turns out a few rows down were just some actual in the flesh USAmericans having a nice conversation amongst themselves. I am sorry Americans I'm glad they let you out of the phone

Bitches be like "Smug jug" and post this mf