some nostalgia for the dynamic duo ✨
my fbi agent seeing me reblogging russian agents’ memes but not being able to say anything
these three tweets tell a better story than almost every media I have ever experienced
feminist icon hatsune miku
Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”
You really have lost control of your life.
I may have gone overboard with this
creds: @igotsilver
And that’s when he decided to start making meth
hmmm
Anyone else hear that beat drop in their head or just me
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Im from the future
Big frogs?
Nothing But
Finally that douche left
Look closer
when you try your best but you don’t succeed