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was the ride home always so... quiet...?

hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-

precious idiots who won't talk about their emotions

google what does cheating on your wife feel like

google would you consider this cheating

google would you consider this cheating reddit

google signs i’m the cheater

google i think i’m cheating on my other wife now

OP I apologize in advance for this.

Hey bitch, you’re bold as fuck for posting this and tagging it yucking it up as some cheeky dig at me because Abney cheated on me with you when he went to divorce your demonic ass.

You literally lied to him about being terminally ill and got him to marry you after 4 months for “insurance” then you proceeded to make him do hospice care to hold up your lie and made him bathe you as some perverted trauma bond. You left him after he lost contact with his kid bc of you and said you were a lesbian and have been breadcrumbing him for the 2 years y’all were separated.

Then he dates me and tries to move on bc you ruined his life and his relationship with his child and his reputation. You start this single white female act. Changed your whole Cottagecore aesthetic to mimic me. My style. My mannerisms. My jokes. Posting sonic memes bc I’m a sonic voice actor and you grew up in a CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD YOURE LYING ABOUT BEING ETHNICALLY JEWISH AND HAVE NEVER PLAYED A VIDEO GAME BESIDES POCKET CAMP IN YOUR LIFE. Bc you’re fucking insecure and have no personality of your own nothing original or poignant to say all of your “art” is ripped directly from Pinterest and you post Taylor swift lyrics like “woe is me :((“ meanwhile you’re being a psychotic evil bitch and taunting me over social media about fucking up our relationship.

Lol you’re so cheeky! You’re an evil bitch you think you’re so special you had to become me to trick someone you traumatized into cheating with you? You’re pathetic. No one likes you for who you are bc who you are is a manipulative pathological liar so you have a different mask and different story for everyone in your life and it’s clear none of them have ever kicked your ass for it.

I wanna be you, huh? You’re a loser. The second you found out Abney was moving on with me you were so quick to insult me. Call me ugly. Downplay my accomplishments bc you could never be in NYFW. You could never be where I am as an entertainer and artist. You’re sick in the head for trying to bring me down with you.

And since you fucked a month ago on the day y’all divorced, you were either trying to trap him and be another demonic baby mama OR (more likely) you’re just a liar and thought faking a miscarriage would give you sympathy for being a homewrecker. Now I gotta get checked for STDs so I don’t get whatever’s festering in you that you keep trying to pass off as “terminal endo”.

I know you don’t give a shit and are selfish and don’t even care you ruined Abney’s life and my peace. But you’re not lying your way out of consequences anymore.

From the bottom of my heart, I hope you get every bit of negative karma you deserve, “Honey Chava Rubi Gilmore”.

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BLEACH EPISODE 342 • THANK YOU You’re not in my way! If you get hurt, then I’ll support you. If you can’t move, then I’ll fight in your place. If you’re in pain, then I’ll bear your pain. We’re friends, aren’t we?

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Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves

I am a glorified office administrator who understands server hardware why am I the only person in this company who gets what social engineering is?

Total stranger on the phone who we’ve never spoken to before: I have power of attorney over the CEO of this corporation and we are a customer of yours. Please change the administrator password on the server to XXXXX

My boss, putting on white grease paint and a red wig: Oh, of course! Let’s do it quickly so that you’ll want to keep working with us since you’re going to be making business decisions!

Me: I would sell you to satan for one corn chip and I’m allergic to corn but before you do this maybe you should call someone who is actually on our contact list for our customer and see if they’ve ever heard of this stranger.

My boss, looking through a selection of shoes that honk when you walk: Oh, but she said that it was very important that none of the employees know what was happening because they’re making staffing changes.

Me: As your lawyer I recommend that you just call a single one of our contacts and see if they’ve ever heard of her name.

My boss, shoving all of our technicians into a VW beetle: You’re not my lawyer.

Me: HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW? I COULD BE! YOU SHOULD MAYBE CHECK ON THAT.

TIL everyone’s employee ID at my company is the last five of their SSN.

Boss: On the bright side, it’s only the last five

Me: YOU CAN COMMIT FRAUD WITH FOUR

Security firms that are hired to check the security of banks will often use the following tactic: They will walk up to the teller in a suit with their ID badge and a clipboard and go:

“Hello I am [name] from [security firm] we’ve been hired to verify the security of the facility I need to see your computers.”

“Erm…I’ll have to verify that with my managers.”

“Congratulations, you have just passed the security verification.” [Scribbles on clipboard] “But in all seriousness I do need to verify your security so I need to see your computers.”

“Oh okay.” AND LETS THEM IN.

“Social engineering” is a way too fancy word for what it is. I know a guy (not personally) who broke several people out of prison by essentially writing “Greetings, please release this person, signed, whoever the judge is” on a piece of paper and faxing it there. Because no one would have a fax machine in their own house I guess.

not to derail, but holy shit that praxis

uhm lol..... *fades into you*

In the town where I grew up, there was a large statue in one of the parks, of a famous historical white colonizer. I'm not going to say who specifically, suffice it to say that it was someone who wasn't worth memorializing for their deeds. And as you can imagine, this statue was a frequent target of vandalism, with paint or toilet paper or eggs on multiple occasions. Now, the local council was generally pretty lax when it came to repairing potholes or other public damage in the town, but every time, 24 hours after this particular statue was hit, the same person would always appear in a Hi-Vis vest, hat, mask and sunglasses, carrying a bucket of water, and wash it clean. They would do it as quickly as possible, but always made sure the face and the name carved at the bottom were generously scrubbed. This only encouraged people to do it again, and so it became a vicious cycle.

Within a year, the statue had sustained so much damage that it was unrecognizable and the lettering unreadable, so eventually the council came and took it down. Also apparently, the person in the Hi-Vis vest didn't even work for the council. They were supposedly just some 'good samaritan' who cleaned it, often before the council even discovered it needed cleaning, so they just let them do it and ignored the problem. They didn't bother putting the statue up again.

Much later, we found out that the anonymous 'samaritan' had been deliberately washing the statue with a bucket of saltwater, which had dramatically corroded it, causing irreversible accumulative damage far worse than spray paint ever would have done. It's even theorized that they were also often the one spray-painting it, just so that they had an excuse to come back after a day to wash it.